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Offline Mongoose

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*insert wood joke here*
on: March 03, 2010, 07:14:05 pm
http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/03/03/1093615/tacoma-naked-woman-tied-to-tree.html

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A report of a naked woman tied to a tree in the Owen Beach area brought Tacoma police to Point Defiance Park on Tuesday.

A witness called 911 and reported seeing the woman, police spokesman Mark Fulghum said. A man was spotted nearby.

Several police officers responded to the park and traffic officers were posted at its entrances and exits, Fulghum said.

The officers talked with the man and woman and determined it was a “consensual rendezvous,” Fulghum said. No arrests were made.

Might want to think that one through first next time. :p
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 07:35:27 pm
LOL PENIS

sorry, express train to the chase.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline S-99

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 07:36:53 pm
She finds the mighty trees more becoming than the man.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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Offline SpardaSon21

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Reply #3 on: March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm
They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public?  Surprising.
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17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
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[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #4 on: March 03, 2010, 07:43:27 pm
So the guy goes flaccid and they yell "TIMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Liberator

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 05:02:37 am
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm
They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public?  Surprising.
Quite likely the investigating officers deemed that being tied up in a tree naked was punishment enough.
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The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

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Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 09:17:12 am
Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh, he said "wood".

More on-topic, if I were a police officer I might not take their word for it. What if he made her say that it was a "consensual rendezvous"?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline TESLA

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Reply #7 on: March 04, 2010, 10:17:43 am
police officers were stumped!  :p
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Offline MR_T3D

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Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 11:09:47 am
they were rather lucky
*knock on wood*
 

Offline Thaeris

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Reply #9 on: March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am
WHERE. IS. BATTUTA???

...

   ...

      ...

CLITORIS!!!

 :wakka:

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Offline General Battuta

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 11:52:55 am
I don't get it.

Quote from: Liberator on March 04, 2010, 05:02:37 am
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm
They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public?  Surprising.
Quite likely the investigating officers deemed that being tied up in a tree naked was punishment enough.

I dunno, sounds like fun.
 

Offline Thaeris

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Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 11:55:41 am
 :lol:
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline iamzack

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Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 11:59:26 am
TMI, tootsie
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 12:36:45 pm
Quote from: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am
(If you don't get this, you need to get on IRC more often...)

I'm pretty sure you've described a reason not to get on IRC.
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Offline General Battuta

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Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 01:01:08 pm
To be honest I'm not sure what he was going on about.

Spoon was upset at the suggestion that his penis was, in fact, a developed clitoris. I gave a biology lesson.

Why this would be a point of hilarity I don't know.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 01:26:14 pm
Quote from: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am
CLITORIS!!!
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I don't get it.

AND YOU NEVER WILL. :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: *insert wood joke here*
Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 05:37:43 pm
If a naked woman is tied naked in the woods but no-one is about.
 
 
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Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 05:53:43 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2010, 05:37:43 pm
If a naked woman is tied naked in the woods but no-one is about.
 
 
Does it really matter? :nervous:


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Offline iamzack

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Reply #18 on: March 04, 2010, 06:03:01 pm
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
  

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #19 on: March 04, 2010, 06:15:02 pm
FOREST BDSM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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