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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #20 on: March 08, 2010, 01:03:07 pm
I'm honestly surprised no-one has suggested this:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #21 on: March 08, 2010, 04:15:48 pm
Fill it with cement, then fling your bosses car into a trebucheted bowling ball filled with cement.  Oh and be sure to fill the car with cement, too.  Kill the remaining debris with fire while performing native dance to nu disco tunes.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #22 on: March 08, 2010, 04:36:46 pm
Quote from: watsisname on March 08, 2010, 04:15:48 pm
Fill it with cement, then fling your bosses car into a trebucheted bowling ball filled with cement.  Oh and be sure to fill the car with cement, too.  Kill the remaining debris with fire while performing native dance to nu disco tunes.

This. :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline S-99

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #23 on: March 08, 2010, 07:33:04 pm
No, much better if you make it look nice filled with cement and try to bait robbers with it. You know for a fact that if the cement computer isn't on your front porch, then it's probably in the ditch by the drive way.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.
 

Offline JGZinv

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #24 on: March 08, 2010, 07:45:28 pm
A long time ago on the screen savers... they threw a computer off a rocky cliff.
Course it all had to be picked up later.

Wood chipper?

Chain saw?

Use it in some other gratifying project.. such as the test subject for building an at home laser array?

Make an aquarium?

Make into a BBQ grill?

Go skydiving with it?

Liquid nitrogen it.... then hit it with a hammer.

Buy model rocket engines, fix them to the sides, and make it the first HLP satellite in orbit. ^_^

Honestly the cement and nabbing crooks idea sounds good to me.
Maybe rig an extremely annoying siren to go off if it moves off the ground.
Just for extra "no way you're getting away with it" factor.

True power comes not from strength, but from the soul and imagination.
Max to PCS2 to FS2 SCP Guide
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Offline Retsof

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #25 on: March 08, 2010, 09:51:41 pm
Quote
Buy model rocket engines, fix them to the sides, and make it the first HLP satellite in orbit. ^_^
This  :yes:  You think you could use it's limited brains to actually get a stable orbit?
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.
 

Offline S-99

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #26 on: March 09, 2010, 03:05:26 pm
Quote from: JGZinv on March 08, 2010, 07:45:28 pm
A long time ago on the screen savers.
Reminds me of when my cousin went around telling other kids that eventually a planet would fly by on the stars screensaver for win95.

I forgot to recommend microwave.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #27 on: March 09, 2010, 06:21:09 pm
Quote from: Retsof on March 08, 2010, 09:51:41 pm
Quote
Buy model rocket engines, fix them to the sides, and make it the first HLP satellite in orbit. ^_^
This  :yes:  You think you could use it's limited brains to actually get a stable orbit?

Oooooh, we could rebuild it to look like a big sandwich, with a radio transmitter set to repeat the words OMNOMNOMNOM!

And then set it on a collision course with the Hubble. :O
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #28 on: March 09, 2010, 06:29:32 pm
Put Carl in it, it might encounter cosmic rays and inadvertently create REAL shivans.
 
To increase odds, I suggest installing FSO with 3.6.10 mediavps and the 3.6.12RC1 ;)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #29 on: March 09, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Take that Golden Record! :D  Anyone out there finds evidence of human life they'll be playing SCP. :)
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #30 on: March 09, 2010, 06:39:09 pm
Holy crap maybe that's how the Great War started.  Shivans found our FSO. :O
TIIIME LOOOPS!!!
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #31 on: March 09, 2010, 06:55:29 pm
Quote from: watsisname on March 09, 2010, 06:39:09 pm
Holy crap maybe that's how the Great War started.  Shivans found our FSO. :O
TIIIME LOOOPS!!!

WHERE DOIN' THIS BRO! WHERE MAKIN' THIS HAPPEN!
 

Offline S-99

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #32 on: March 10, 2010, 02:47:00 am
Quote from: Nuclear1 on March 09, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Take that Golden Record! :D  Anyone out there finds evidence of human life they'll be playing SCP. :)
On a **** computer.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #33 on: March 10, 2010, 04:10:56 pm
Quote from: S-99 on March 10, 2010, 02:47:00 am
Quote from: Nuclear1 on March 09, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Take that Golden Record! :D  Anyone out there finds evidence of human life they'll be playing SCP. :)
On a **** computer.

 
:lol:
 
That might cause it.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Retsof

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Re: Should I go Office Space on my old desktop? (you get to pick the weapons!)
Reply #34 on: March 11, 2010, 10:40:36 am
You'll have to include some way to let thn know that the game was, in fact, designed fo the alien awesomesauce computers, and this one is simply a mode of transport :cool:.
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.
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