Yeah, you see, I gots dese renders, I think you likes. Dey's nice little numbahs, too fancy t' put in FreeSpace, too FreeSpacey to put on Renderosity. Trouble is, I ain't gots no FTP o' my own, so if I wants 'em up, I gots te go for an art gallery here, ya know? So, if I wanna... send some presents out, who d' I send 'em to, ya know? And dat's da thing, 'cause I gots me an email account, very nice, Yahoo piece of **** but it'll do till I gets me computer back. And I wants to email 'em, you see, but I dunno to who, and it's only gots enough space for a couple emails, you see?
So, whoever it is, I make you an offer you can't refuse. I sends you my renders, just de little ones, so you can see. If you likes, you gallerize them, if no... well, we see what happens, eh? Just wants you te know, I still love ya, it's just business dese days is rough, you see?