Oh god, i'm glad i wasn't near a computer on Friday night after my friends combines Stag and Hen party... Unfortuneatly, there WAS a camera around (Thats a story for another time and place)...
I personally feel all those that got this guy to drunk post should have a beer. Or lots of beers. Then post something! It's only fair.
Also, on a side note: Where is the forum spell check...?
Edit:
<qazwsx> my arse
<Snail> qazwsx: your arse?
<Snail> what about it
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<Snail> qazwsx: what's wrong with your arse
<qazwsx> it's dyin
<qazwsx> g
This guy may need a BIT more medical help than a stomache pump...