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Poll

Who is your preferred divine contender?

God (New Testament)
9 (17%)
Zeus
1 (1.9%)
Odin
2 (3.8%)
Lucifer
2 (3.8%)
Sol
3 (5.7%)
Vishnu
1 (1.9%)
Kanako Yasaka
2 (3.8%)
Shiva
2 (3.8%)
other (specify)
6 (11.3%)
Violence God (Old Testament)
1 (1.9%)
Snuffleupagus
12 (22.6%)
Elephant
5 (9.4%)
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
2 (3.8%)
flying spaghetti monster
4 (7.5%)
Chaos (choose allegiance)
1 (1.9%)

Total Members Voted: 53

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Offline watsisname

There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
on: June 17, 2010, 03:58:32 am
Inspired by the recent "religious" threads.  Vote for you favorite God or divine entity.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline newman

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 04:26:06 am
Chuck Norris.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
 

Offline QuantumDelta

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
"Neutrality means that you don't really care, cuz the struggle goes on even when you're not there: Blind and unaware."

"We still believe in all the things that we stood by before,
and after everything we've seen here maybe even more.
I know we're not the only ones, and we were not the first,
and unapologetically we'll stand behind each word."
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 06:30:50 am
« Last Edit: June 17, 2010, 07:17:29 am by Herra Tohtori »
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Wobble73

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 06:33:27 am
Bacchus of course, gotta love a god of wine and partying!  :D
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
 
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 You would be well adviced to question the wisdom of older forumites, we all have our preferences and perversions
  

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #5 on: June 17, 2010, 07:28:09 am
* Androgeos Exeunt votes for an elephant. A battle between gods is not his concern.
My blog

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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline The E

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 07:42:02 am
Yes, Elephants are awesome. Why? Because they're always relephant.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #7 on: June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline LordMelvin

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 07:55:36 am
Like, cummmonn, maan. Diyoniyshus ish tohtalley thhe awleshomelsts goddd evre.

Oh, maan, I amd soooooooooo crundkk.
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Offline newman

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 08:37:19 am
Aww snuffleupagus wasn't available back when I voted. My rights have been violated by this poll.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
 

Offline Rodo

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 08:45:01 am
Snuffle, if not... Loki FTW.
el hombre vicio...
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 11:01:45 am
Quote from: The E on June 17, 2010, 07:42:02 am
Yes, Elephants are awesome. Why? Because they're always relephant.

DUN DUN DA DUN
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 11:09:22 am
elephant every day of the week
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 11:09:56 am
Reason enters the thread.

Everyone but elephant loses.
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 11:29:50 am
Man, you guys are stupid, arguing about gods should be victo--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #15 on: June 17, 2010, 11:40:07 am
Oh, come on, we just had a hypno thread like last - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #16 on: June 17, 2010, 11:42:30 am
**** you g - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #17 on: June 17, 2010, 12:28:21 pm
No. No, no no! I refuse to be part of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #18 on: June 17, 2010, 01:03:45 pm
Well, obviously I'm going to vote for G-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #19 on: June 17, 2010, 01:03:59 pm
Tired meme is ti-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
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