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Who is your preferred divine contender?

God (New Testament)
9 (17%)
Zeus
1 (1.9%)
Odin
2 (3.8%)
Lucifer
2 (3.8%)
Sol
3 (5.7%)
Vishnu
1 (1.9%)
Kanako Yasaka
2 (3.8%)
Shiva
2 (3.8%)
other (specify)
6 (11.3%)
Violence God (Old Testament)
1 (1.9%)
Snuffleupagus
12 (22.6%)
Elephant
5 (9.4%)
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
2 (3.8%)
flying spaghetti monster
4 (7.5%)
Chaos (choose allegiance)
1 (1.9%)

Total Members Voted: 53

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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #20 on: June 17, 2010, 01:04:52 pm
Thread has been der--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Shivan Hunter

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #21 on: June 17, 2010, 01:39:16 pm
DIE HYPNOCAT DIE




also, SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
 

Offline Snail

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #22 on: June 17, 2010, 01:42:10 pm
lolwut
 

Offline watsisname

Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #23 on: June 17, 2010, 01:45:03 pm
Damnit, I knew I should have left the snuffie option out.  :P

Violence God for great injustice!
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #24 on: June 17, 2010, 04:12:44 pm
SOL eternal. SOL VICTORIOUS!
 
 
Unless i'm fighting for the Tevs :nervous:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #25 on: June 17, 2010, 04:49:15 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
Why serve a corpse on a throne?  Chaos is where the cool kids are at.
Quote from: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uncultured Khornates and all their yelling.  Slaanesh will feast on your soul when I am done with you, and I shall be rewarded with cocaine and hookers for my service.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Snail

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #26 on: June 17, 2010, 06:07:42 pm
Quote from: Dekker on June 17, 2010, 04:12:44 pm
SOL eternal. SOL VICTORIOUS!
 
 
Unless i'm fighting for the Tevs :nervous:
The Tevs are going to ****ing win. Beamspam FTW.
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #27 on: June 17, 2010, 07:24:51 pm
Behemecoatyl.

Or possibly Nyarly/Cthulhoo/'Zatot
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #28 on: June 17, 2010, 10:37:59 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on June 17, 2010, 04:49:15 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
Why serve a corpse on a throne?  Chaos is where the cool kids are at.
Quote from: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uncultured Khornates and all their yelling.  Slaanesh will feast on your soul when I am done with you, and I shall be rewarded with cocaine and hookers for my service.

Tzeentch will emerge victorious, and none of you will see it coming until it's too late.
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #29 on: June 17, 2010, 11:03:59 pm
Oh?  What if things happen not as planned?
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Ace

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #30 on: June 17, 2010, 11:13:29 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind.  


Faith is my Shield

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #31 on: June 17, 2010, 11:33:58 pm
An empty mind is like a pot for Chaos to piss in.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #32 on: June 18, 2010, 12:59:48 am
CRAB BATTLE!!!
 

Offline watsisname

Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #33 on: June 18, 2010, 02:59:38 am
ARGH IT... IT BROKE MY KNIFE, BLAGH.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline FreeSpaceFreak

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #34 on: June 18, 2010, 09:57:27 am
Quote from: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 01:45:03 pm
Damnit, I knew I should have left the snuffie option out.  :P
No, you were right to put it in! See? This proves that there are more people on HLP worshipping Snuffleupagus than anything else! He is the One True God of HLP!

 

Offline mister J

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #35 on: June 18, 2010, 10:47:05 am
Wow. For the longest time I thought Snuffleupagus had ears. And now I realize he never had em?

My entire world has been shattered. What do I live for now?
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Offline Nuke

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #36 on: June 18, 2010, 04:59:03 pm
hail satan!
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #37 on: June 19, 2010, 12:07:49 am
Elephant... :lol:
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Offline Leeko

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #38 on: June 20, 2010, 06:59:26 pm
There was no option for Khorne so I voted for the flying spaghetti monster. Also, hi HLP, I'm back from my half year (or so) lurking exodus.
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Reply #39 on: June 20, 2010, 07:09:31 pm
You could have always voted "other", Leeko.

To watsisname/moderators: Can the poll be modified to include "Chaos: Specify Allegiance" so we don't have to give our votes to this undeserving, weak and craven god known as "other"?  You should probably include that corpse god called the Emperor too just to be fair.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
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