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Offline Turambar

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Re: Wait just one second!
I swear if I ever get my hands on billions of dollars, I'm remaking these movies properly.
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Wait just one second!
calling it a movie is a disservice to the art of the motion picture.

No, see, "movie" is exactly the right name for it. It is, after all, a series of moving pictures.

Film, however, it is not an appropriate title to call the prequel movies.

But yeah, there are pieces of massive stupidity in Star Wars - more so in the prequels, but also in the originals. How about this:

"I'm sure they're tracking our ship. Let's fly right to the Rebel base after I've spent days resisting Imperial interrogation techniques, keeping the location of said base a secret, despite the fact that they have just demonstrated their ability to destroy entire planets on a whim. I'm not even sure we can find a weakness in the blueprints stored in R2-D2, much less in a margin of few hours, but I guess we just have to find something..."

That's the most glaring example of idiocy I can think of right now, but there are others as well. Like snow speeders that don't work in cold. Or Luke just leaving his X-Wing in the swamp for days even after he encountered Yoda, and never thought to ask if they could maybe do something about it before the thing was completely submerged in mud and water.

However, the original trilogy is actually entertaining series of well made films, and the same cannot be said of the prequels. They're just a slide show of different environments, with negligible character developement and not much of a plot to speak of... and they even left the most interesting stuff away between the Attack of the Clowns and the Revenge of the Steaming Pile... namely, the Clone Wars.

If you want proof of this, just see how successful the Clone Wars animated series was. :nervous:
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Wait just one second!
calling it a movie is a disservice to the art of the motion picture.

How about this:

"I'm sure they're tracking our ship. Let's fly right to the Rebel base after I've spent days resisting Imperial interrogation techniques, keeping the location of said base a secret, despite the fact that they have just demonstrated their ability to destroy entire planets on a whim. I'm not even sure we can find a weakness in the blueprints stored in R2-D2, much less in a margin of few hours, but I guess we just have to find something..."

I was this close to going back and helping those people
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Wait just one second!
Turambar, I want you to include this in your version of the prequel movies

There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 
"…ignorance, while it checks the enthusiasm of the sensible, in no way restrains the fools…"
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Offline esarai

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Re: Wait just one second!
But wait... Judging from the fact that Shmi and Lars had a son that's almost as old as Anakin when he comes looking for her, it can be guessed that she earned her freedom relatively soon after Anakin kicked ass in the pod-race.

Hence there may not have been a need to go and bust her out, because Lars did that for everyone.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

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RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
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Re: Wait just one second!
I happen to like the Darths and Droids explanation for Shmi's freedom.  As soon as Anakin got a lightsaber, he got Obi-wan to take him to Tatooine, where he cut off Lars's leg since Lars initially refused to purchase and free Shmi, and Anakin did this because he was a leader of a teen crime syndicate and he wanted his mom freed.

For those who don't know, Darths and Droids is a Star Wars version of DM of the Rings, except in Darths and Droids the GM is letting the players do their own thing instead of railroading them like in DM of the Rings.  Of course, players who aren't railroaded into following the plot will royally **** the plot up so much it isn't recognizable.
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[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
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[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
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Offline Mongoose

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Re: Wait just one second!
Because then you couldn't have the rediculous racing scene. :P
Hey, that racing scene led to the only good thing to come out of that movie: the Episode 1 Racer game. :p

 

Offline newman

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Nothing in the prequels makes sense, anyway. Even if Amidala never thought of rescuing Anakin's mom, you'd think Anaking would do it. He certainly never had a problem breaking regs when something personal enough was at stake. As a Jedi in training he did have access to resources such as ships equipped with hyperdrive and a lightsaber.. realistically, the only two things he really needed if he wanted to go and set her free. Saving your mother from a life of slavery by force is a lot less wrong then wiping out an entire village of sand people, women and children included. I doubt Watto would give much thought about setting her free and removing that explosive device in her skull if a pissed jedi in training looked like he'd slice him up if he refused. So even if Amidala never "thought of this", it was Anakin's mom. If it never occured to him to go awol for a few days to rescue his own mother, he really was a dolt.
Another of my favorites would be the jedi not being allowed to marry or form attachments, have children, etc. Ignoring for a moment the fact that they do get rather emotional in their every day routine anyway, sensitivity to the force seems to be largely genetically inherited - if a father, mother, or both were strong in the force, chances are their children will be too. Great suicidal policy, dimwits..
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Offline Solatar

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Re: Wait just one second!
Same reason the girl didn't have an abortion in that Juno movie.

No one wants to watch a 20 minute movie where the characters make the decisions that end it.  :P

 

Offline Lucika

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Re: Wait just one second!
I swear if I ever get my hands on billions of dollars, I'm remaking these movies properly.

Please don't forget to spend a tiny fraction of it to buy the FreeSpace license and pay :v: to make FS3. Thanks in advance.


Regarding the actual topic (:rolleyes:), next to the always-quoted RedLetterMedia reviews, the ConfusedMatthew ones and the Distressed Watcher (AKA Amazing Atheist) ones might worth a look as well.
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Offline Roanoke

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ConfusedMatthew was surprisignly watchable  :nervous:

  

Offline Mika

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Re: Wait just one second!
One (8 sec) take on Mace vs. Palpatine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8MZgZmeT4&feature=related
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