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Offline watsisname

Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
Saw this on 4chan and absolutely had to share.  It's the greatest educational image ever made.






Above points obviously made entirely moot if the alien race should happen to be the Shivans.  If that's the case, pray you brought enough lunch bags for all of them.

In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 
Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
:yes:

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
Xenomorph infestation.
Should we nuke the site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure after all.
 
No, we are must make handshake gestures.
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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
Xenomorph infestation.
Should we nuke the site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure after all.
 
No, we are must make handshake gestures.

Which they are so taken with that their parasitic infestation stage gets overtaken by lust....

Screw that, back to nuking it from orbit.

(Note: This also applies to Zerg infestation, and Swarm infestation)
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Offline newman

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
I vote we put a massive sign into orbit, like this:



They won't be able to say they weren't warned if they do come at some point and we start treating them the same way we treat each other :)
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
I vote we put a massive sign into orbit, like this:



They won't be able to say they weren't warned if they do come at some point and we start treating them the same way we treat each other :)

Paint it all over the Moon.

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
I like Watsisname's better.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
Xenomorph infestation.
Should we nuke the site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure after all.
 
No, we are must make handshake gestures.

Um considering in the guide, you just got picked up from our planet and being held on their ship, nuking the site from orbit would involve obliterating Earth since thats what your orbiting :P
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Offline Flipside

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
If we are being monitored by aliens, then I suspect they would be aware that knowledge of them, at this moment, would probably trigger a planet-wide civil war. We are still too intolerant and afraid, many countries would see the existence of extra-terrestrial life as a threat to every tenement they have founded their country on, still too many theocracies and theocratic democracies.

That said, I will stress that, in this case, I don't see religion being so much the problem, as the fact of religions' ties to government. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Aliens, if they came, had religions of their own, for all its faults, religion is a sign of a mentally advancing species.

 

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
Xenomorph infestation.
Should we nuke the site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure after all.
 
No, we are must make handshake gestures.

Um considering in the guide, you just got picked up from our planet and being held on their ship, nuking the site from orbit would involve obliterating Earth since thats what your orbiting :P

a mere technicality, im sure there are plenty of hippies around to clean up the radiation.
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Offline S-99

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Re: Guide to Making Contact (hueg image warning)
I like this better.
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