Your women are teases 
Sorry!
On a sidenote, it's fun talking to fictional characters. A new concept to me. And an excellent tool for developing characters no doubt.
Spoon, what made you think of it? And why did you want to do it?
This is not the 'ask a spoon thread'
(but it was suggested on irc by someone after I made a joke post with Crystal somewhere)
Thanks Emizer. Could you tell us a bit about yourself and your views on Terrans please?
I imagine it would go something roughly like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjjR07m6hVU
"I will respectfully pass.
That video however seems like an accurate comparison."
Isa said earlier that 'every semi-competent military is going to have contingency plans for every situation'
What are the CSA's and the LSF's should hostilities against the Zy and/or the Fur'angle recommence?
Also, if a rogue Nordera clan wanted an alliance, would you accept?
"I'm not about to leak military secrets on public channels.
And no, absolutely not. There is nothing of value a Nordera clan could possible offer."
That's... not the strangest fetish I've heard of, but it's up there.
Wait a minute. There are NO Vasudans in WoD.
"I didn't mean it like that..."
My question is, how do you know what a Vasudan is? Did they finally make FreeSpace 3? Was it worth the multi-century wait? Did Admiral Bosch find out that the shivans just wanted to have tea and crumpets? Did humanity ever find out what happened on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z? TELL US!!!!!!
"Freespace 3 was released twenty years after the nuclear holocaust and its story was used as a propaganda tool for the UEU. The GTVA invaded shivantown in force and achieved a glorious military victory over the shivans. This game was released in a time when the UEU was actively trying to convince its population that humanity should expand into space.
All in all, it was not a bad game."
Sooo, why do you like them?
"bup bup bup."
Thank you Yaiceca m'es vera
"You're welcome, dear."
Yaiceca m'es vera:
Is the "m'es vera" part of your name some sort of title or rank? If so, what does it translate to? (In Terran society, everybody has two or three names, each one of which is capitalized. There are just that many of us)
You seem to command at least one starship. Tell us more about it/them.
What is your relationship with the JGASF, if one exists?
"It's a name, what does your name translate to? Strawberrycake?
I do not.
I have no direct relation to them."
Change of tactic-
Hey whitey, wanna get freaky?
"Oh? You think you can handle me?"
Crystal, during your time training with the JGASF, how many Terrans did you befriend and how did you find interacting with them for the first time on a day-to-day basis?
Also, while you where there, and although at the start of this interrogation Q&A you said you had "No time for such things", did it ever cross your mind, even briefly, to enter into a (short/long term) relationship with a Terran?
If 'yes', was it due to a specific trait or specific person? And if 'no' is there a particular reason besides the fact that barring some tragedy, you'll outlive him/her?
"Interrogation indeed. I don't want to talk about this."
Since we were kind of on the subject of aliens, what do the Hertak look like?
On the subject of looks, is there any practical function to the rings on Cyrvan ships, or are they just to look cool?
"The Hertak look unpleasant and are... hard to describe.
Aside from being super pleasing to the eye, the rings are also part of the inertia damping function of the engine."
On the subject of cool, why is Milkshake called Milkshake?
"The first one to menti-"
Rumour has it that she tried to imitate Kelis in that video. Little did she know there were witnesses.
Said witnesses then died of 'mysterious knife related incidents', but it was too late: the nickname survived and spread.
"That's it, stabbing time."
