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Offline Stryke 9

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They also move pretty much at random, so the farther you get away fast the less likely you are to get sent to Oz.

Besides, picture ths scenario: You're in a car. Suddenly, a tree flies past your window, and you look to the side. Big, ugly tornado coming in on you. You're about to floor it, when suddenly you see a sign saying "SPEED LIMIT 55MPH". The tornado's doing 60. Time to worry about those traffic tickets, eh?

 

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Well thats just it - if it's a case of tree flinging tornados or getting a ticket I think I'd risk the ticket...

 

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If it's a choice of getting hit by one or hiding under and underpass, I'd have thought the underpass would be a better bet than just standing in the open?


That's what the common philosophy was, until 99. Mostly it had been reinforced by a tape of some people hiding under an overpass during  a really low power tornadoe, an F2 or something. They came out unscathed. A bunch of people about 20 miles from here did the same thing..the tornado was a LOT more powerful and shot debris under there..about 20 people died if I remember correctly, out of a 60-something total. Bad stuff.
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Ah, I see where your coming from... but surely it's just as fatal to stay in the open? Perhaps finding some meter high bank or something to hide behind where debris can't hit you is better?

 

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If I remember correctly, it's best to find a ditch or a riverbed or something and just lie down flat if there's no cover. :nod: If you're in a house, hide in a small room in the center of the house (like a closet or a bathroom) or better yet a basement or cellar. :)
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Makes sense, but then I live in England and have only ever seen one real tornado (and that was a minor one) so I doubt this advice will prove readily useful... how to survive excessive rain however ;)

 

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In all seriousness, don't get in the car, tornadoes travel at about 60 miles per hour.


dont get it, cars can travel atleast a good 100 mph
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Offline Stryke 9

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I think this is a slightly distorted version of the real piece of advice, which is: When trying to outrun a tornado, get out of your golf cart.

 

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From the FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) site:

Go at once to a windowless, interior room; storm cellar; basement; or lowest level of the building.
If there is no basement, go to an inner hallway or a smaller inner room without windows, such as a bathroom or closet.
Get away from the windows.
Go to the center of the room. Stay away from corners because they tend to attract debris.
Get under a piece of sturdy furniture such as a workbench or heavy table or desk and hold on to it.
Use arms to protect head and neck.
If in a mobile home, get out and find shelter elsewhere.

If at work or school:


Go to the basement or to an inside hallway at the lowest level.
Avoid places with wide-span roofs such as auditoriums, cafeterias, large hallways, or shopping malls.
Get under a piece of sturdy furniture such as a workbench or heavy table or desk and hold on to it.
Use arms to protect head and neck.

If outdoors:


If possible, get inside a building.
If shelter is not available or there is no time to get indoors, lie in a ditch or low-lying area or crouch near a strong building. Be aware of the potential for flooding.
Use arms to protect head and neck.

If in a car:


Never try to outdrive a tornado in a car or truck. Tornadoes can change direction quickly and can lift up a car or truck and toss it through the air.
Get out of the car immediately and take shelter in a nearby building.
If there is no time to get indoors, get out of the car and lie in a ditch or low-lying area away from the vehicle. Be aware of the potential for flooding.
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Offline Stryke 9

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From me: The FEMA is full of ****. I wouldn't listen to what a bureaucracy had to say on their own toes, much less what to do in an emergency no FEMA expert has likely ever even come close to experiencing. I see a good-sized natural disaster coming right at me at 60mph., screw them, I'm running. Or doing the fastest equivalent.

 

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Good luck. :p
But really, those are good rules - time tested, too. You can't run.
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Good luck. :p
But really, those are good rules - time tested, too. You can't run.


bah, just hit your sub space drives :D
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Sux about the tornados. Although, New England isn't supposed to have earthquakes (no fault line nearby) and we had one that was 5.0 on the Richter scale a few days ago!
And I slept right through it :p
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And I slept right through it :p


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Makes sense, but then I live in England and have only ever seen one real tornado (and that was a minor one) so I doubt this advice will prove readily useful... how to survive excessive rain however ;)


so tell me, how do you survive london fog while driving on the wrong side of the road
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that sounds like Spaceballs...
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Sux about the tornados. Although, New England isn't supposed to have earthquakes (no fault line nearby) and we had one that was 5.0 on the Richter scale a few days ago!


You live in New England?!  Where?  I'm in New Hampshire!
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Offline LtNarol

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i still say get in a car and floor it, going in a direction at a 90 degree angle from that of the tornado.  Not much will stop and F5 from picking you out of a ditch.  And while those things do jump, they do move rather predictably for the most part, just make sure you can keep your eyes on the base of the vortex at all times and watch when it jumps.

 

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You live in New England?!  Where?  I'm in New Hampshire!
Connecticut...in fact, right outside NYC. But I go to camp in NH every summer. Do you live anywhere near Laconia, Meredith, or Center Harbor? (Lake Winnipasaukee or however you spell it).
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Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
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Offline CP5670

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I think it's been a while since the last tornado around here; come to think of it, I can't even remember when the last one took place in this area...

 

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It was the worst tornado in that part of Maryland since 1924 was it?
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