[Unknown Target]

Happy turkey day to all the Americans, and to everyone who's not, Happy Thanksgiving anyway.

[T-Man]

Seconded. Have a good one people!

[Colonol Dekker]

I'll be eating a turkey sandwich now in homage to the home of

[MP-Ryan]

Enjoy your month-late holiday! 

[Nuke]

whats happy about it, i already done spilled pie filling all over the bottom of the oven, so everything i cook in it today will taste like burnt pie filling.

[Angelus]

Happy thanksgiving people, enjoy the large bird. 

[Mongoose]

omnomnom Gluttony Day

[Qent]

Psh, turkey is overrated.

Pie.

[NGTM-1R]

Turkeys are too difficult to cook, we are not doing one.

[iamzack]

i hate thanksgiving

[swashmebuckle]

I am thankful for the new world's greatest native food: sweet potatoes

Regular potatoes are also pretty good

[sigtau]

Well, I, for one, enjoy Thanksgiving.

Benefits:

1. See family.
2. Eat a loooot of good food.
3. Annoy the hell out of younger brother.
4. Get a break from my computer, see a different part of the world for a while.
5. Black.  ****ing.  Friday.

Drawbacks:

1. Some family members are annoying as hell.
2. They put gibblets in the dressing this year. D:
3. Younger brother is equally as annoying.
4. There's a computer here capable of running Counter-Strike 1.6.  So much for a break!
5. I can't find ANYTHING on Black Friday... it's always sold out.

[Nuke]

i hate thanksgiving

anorexics usually feel this way

i decided to spend most of the day sleeping (i stayed up trying to end a loosing streak in sc2). i just now got up and put the turkey in, with luck it will be done by midnight.

[Sushi]

Thanks for doing your part to suppress the turkey uprising!

[Mongoose]

Turkeys are too difficult to cook, we are not doing one.

...seriously?  Remove giblets, cover with foil/roasting pan, set oven, baste occasionally, wait until internal temperature is right, remove from oven, allow for cooling, carve, and nom.  That's about it.

[iamzack]

my college closes the dorms for two nights for thanksgiving break and i have to go home. ugh.

[NGTM-1R]

...seriously?  Remove giblets, cover with foil/roasting pan, set oven, baste occasionally, wait until internal temperature is right, remove from oven, allow for cooling, carve, and nom.  That's about it.

Breaded cubesteak also tastes better.

[Stealth]

i hate thanksgiving

anorexics usually feel this way

i decided to spend most of the day sleeping (i stayed up trying to end a loosing streak in sc2). i just now got up and put the turkey in, with luck it will be done by midnight.

Dude you play SC2?!

...i'm starting a thread in the gaming forum. forgot that you can't start those type threads in these forums anymore :/

[Nuke]

i hate thanksgiving

anorexics usually feel this way

i decided to spend most of the day sleeping (i stayed up trying to end a loosing streak in sc2). i just now got up and put the turkey in, with luck it will be done by midnight.

Dude you play SC2?!

...i'm starting a thread in the gaming forum. forgot that you can't start those type threads in these forums anymore :/

cant say that im any good. i usually play zerg or protoss, i couldnt play terran to save my ass.

Turkeys are too difficult to cook, we are not doing one.

...seriously?  Remove giblets, cover with foil/roasting pan, set oven, baste occasionally, wait until internal temperature is right, remove from oven, allow for cooling, carve, and nom.  That's about it.

i usually take the heart and liver, chop em up with onions and celery and simmer them in chicken broth for a few minutes, then add butter and stuffing mix (i chicken flavored use stove top). i prep the turkey by peppering it inside and out, salt the interior to draw juices into the stuffing. then you stuff that hole. finally melt some butter and lube that bird. cook at about 325, but dont time it, go by meat thermometer. baste it every 10 minutes with chicken broth and butter until there are enough juices. sacrifice a small animal to satan for every hour of cook time. the end result is a mother****ing badass turkey. not difficult at all.

i need to start the taters.

[Mongoose]

My mom always cooks the stuffing separately from the bird, but she does throw some giblet action in there.  It's all great so long as you don't think about what those chewy dark bits really are.