"germs don't cause diseases, diseases cause germs."
wait, what?
It's a minor talking point of the anti-vaccination lobby, parroted by Bill Maher -- If I understand it correctly, there were two competing theories on germs -- That of Louis Pasteur, which said that germs cause diseases. And, on the flip side, that of Antoine Bechamp, which supposed that germs were a symptom of the disease. Maher buys into the second one, as does a lot of other silly willies. Somehow, it all ties into how "if you eat right and don't accept medicinal science, you won't get sick".