You guys act as if having this so-called "Real-Life" thingy is all that great. But in my experience, it's hideously overrated.Look at me - I spent a huge chunk of my life in my bedroom
---> your lack of experience, obviously

(parents didn't much like the idea of me boarding up the window either - but at least I got some heavy-duty blinds that made it mostly dark...kinda scares me when I return on holidays and stuff and see them open), but I turned out okay.
---> you're afraid of sunlight. Yeah, you sure turned ok, Mr Vampire :l7
Why, just yesterday, I never emerged from my apartment (single occupant, studio apartment) - life was good. I had my e-mail, my forums, my pair of computers, my DSL, my downloaded TV shows, my pair of DVD drives (along with a pair of CD burners)...
---> oh, happyness! you should try and live in a cave, you'd feel even better

what more could possibly be out there? Girls? Puh-LEASE - waste of time, money, and effort...
---> would be a waste if there was no rewards, but of course, with your "experience" of real life, you may have missed that tiny detail

besides, they're mathematically proven to be evil.
Girls=Time * Money
Time=Money
Therefore, Girls=Money²
Money=Evil^(1/2)
Money²=Evil
Therefore, Girls=Evil
---> didn't yout math teacher tell you you don't add potatoes to tomatoes? you call yourself a nerd? bwah.
Money is not evil: people who uses money from wrong purpose are evil
girls:
-helps you for various tasks---> after the first months, they save you time. good deal.
-gets a job, earn money---> cuts your monthly expense per two ( save if you earn 2000$ aweek obviously

- but it could also be the inverse way ). saves money= good deal
And that just to answer about your trivial point of view, coz those points are not exactly the main ones for me.
In case you wonder ( coz one never knows ), don't go and flame me, it's a joke, but you were sooo asking for it
