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A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4.. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

Offline headdie

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
 :yes2: :lol: :yes:
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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
I'll be back before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
floccinaucinihilipilification

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
I'll be back before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Well, lucky,lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck.  Luck-luck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!
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Offline newman

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Well, lucky,lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck.  Luck-luck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
If the opposite of Pro is Con,

Then the opposite of ProGress is Con......

There is my two cents on this thread.  Happy holidays all!

 

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
If the opposite of Pro is Con,

Then the opposite of ProGress is Con......

There is my two cents on this thread.  Happy holidays all!

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Offline Arrowofdarkness

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Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
My friend couldn't say motor-skills when he was drunk last night, although I was much better at cards.  :lol: