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Offline The E

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Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
on: January 07, 2011, 04:25:29 am
I know this is risky given his occupation, but nonetheless. Happy tenth Birthday, oh great Hammer. May you continue to 0wn.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 04:27:58 am
grats
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 04:32:29 am
* CommanderDJ bows in respect.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it
 

Offline T-LoW

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 04:36:13 am
And now stop - turn around - and look back. It's just "woah!" - isn't it?

Happy 10th Anniversary HLP!
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 04:42:08 am
We categorically deny all rumors that the Hammer of 0wnage is a member of the HoL and wish it all the best.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 06:15:55 am
Quote from: CommanderDJ on January 07, 2011, 04:32:29 am
* CommanderDJ bows in respect.
* Dilmah G dons a suit and joins CDJ in bowing.
 

Offline Titan

Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 08:58:35 am
/bows
Sig nuked! New one coming soon!
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 09:08:09 am
:hammer:
 

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 09:58:45 am
* IronBeer bows in solemn awe.
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Offline Hammer of HLP 0wnage

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 10:31:36 am
OM NOM NOM

CAKE!
  

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #10 on: January 08, 2011, 11:19:21 am
HEY YOU!

My blog

Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline Gortef

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #11 on: January 08, 2011, 03:08:48 pm
w00t w00t w00t!
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #12 on: January 08, 2011, 03:21:01 pm
*Wha-boom!*
 

Offline Angelus

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #13 on: January 08, 2011, 04:03:17 pm
Happy Birthday HoHLPO!

My Jedi senses tell me, that this thread gets owned by HoHLPO at some point.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #14 on: January 08, 2011, 04:05:02 pm
I didn't get you any presents either please don't own me
 

Offline Hammer of HLP 0wnage

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #15 on: January 10, 2011, 03:20:30 am
Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on January 08, 2011, 11:19:21 am
HEY YOU!

WOOHOO!

ANDROGEOS EXEUNT IS AWARDED THE MINI GOLDEN HAMMER OF DEPUTY-NESS

AND RECEIVES A PORTION OF DELICIOUS CAKE
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 12:40:21 pm
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline The E

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 02:03:00 pm
Anyone who lies to his Hammerness about cake will be dealt with.


With a Hammer.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns
 

Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #18 on: January 10, 2011, 05:22:57 pm
Oh great Hammer, please forgive me!
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Happy birthday, Hammer of HLP 0wnage
Reply #19 on: January 10, 2011, 06:18:40 pm
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This is a Hard Light hammer. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Win. This object menaces with spikes of Awesome. On the item is an image of a hammer in Ownage.

 amirite, sir Hammer?
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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