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Offline Fineus

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Reply #20 on: May 04, 2002, 01:00:16 pm
The Jedi get my vote, they could just mind-trick spiderman into jumping off a cliff or something... not much contest ;)
 

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Reply #21 on: May 04, 2002, 01:03:57 pm
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The Jedi get my vote,


Gee, I wouldn't have thought of that...
anyway, I would put my money on the Jedi as well. Superman may have his ultra-strength, but he can't beat a good lightsaber chop, anything batman can throw at a Jedi, will be deflected by some cool force power, or by the lightsaber, and spidey... well, what CAN he do?
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Reply #22 on: May 04, 2002, 01:35:39 pm
Spider man - He can tie people up (not effective against any of the other superheroes). He can use his spidey senses to dodge opponents (useless against superman). Clever, can make synthetic cryptonite and Force suppresants.

Superman - Strong, can beat the living **** outta people (Jedi can chop off his hands or use The Force to stop the blood to his brain/arms/whatever). Fast, can dodge or attack anyone so damn fast they don't know what hit 'em (Jedi and Spiderman might be able to dodge).

Batman - He can.....err.....Punch people. Useless against everyone except maybe the Jedi.

Jedi - Can predict danger, deflect projectiles, slice restraints, kill enemies by screwing with their heads, slice anyone to ribbons.

All in all the Jedi ****ing rawk.
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Reply #23 on: May 04, 2002, 02:59:25 pm
The Jedi beat everybody except for Austin Powers who would use his mojo to negate the Force and then just beat the Jedi to death. :D
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
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Reply #24 on: May 04, 2002, 03:02:05 pm
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The Jedi beat everybody except for Austin Powers who would use his mojo to negate the Force and then just beat the Jedi to death. :D

Lets not forget that the Jedi have space-ships. They could waste his ass from orbit.
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Reply #25 on: May 04, 2002, 03:04:18 pm
The Jedi spaceships don't have weapons! :ha:
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Reply #26 on: May 04, 2002, 03:07:54 pm
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The Jedi spaceships don't have weapons! :ha:

They do if they Jedi is swaying toward the dark-side.

Anyway, who said they'd be in a Jedi built ship? They coulda stole an SSD.
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Reply #27 on: May 04, 2002, 03:12:34 pm
The next person to post here is my ***** from now on.
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Reply #28 on: May 04, 2002, 03:13:14 pm
Well if they were lightside they wouln't orbital bombard a planet just to kill one guy. And even so, then Austin would steal Dr. Evil's "laser" and use it against them.
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Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
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Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #29 on: May 04, 2002, 03:13:39 pm
Haha. 0wned.
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Reply #30 on: May 04, 2002, 03:16:06 pm
You post too fast. SPAMMER! ;)
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #31 on: May 04, 2002, 03:16:47 pm
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You post too fast. SPAMMER! ;)

Hehe, the joys of the active user list.
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Reply #32 on: May 04, 2002, 03:23:36 pm
Hmmm everyone seems to have neglected the fact that a Jedi would never kill Spidey or Superman considering that both acts would be amoral.

Anyway this is a good example of the 'my hero can beat your hero's ass' argument and usually ends in stupidity. Superman could just join the empire, get trained in the sith arts and wipe out planets by throwing small moons at them and he'd have the force to shield him from any Jedi force attacks meanwhile spiderman can start a multinational that pumps burgers full of LSD and take over the entire humanoid universe that way...

Am I making any kind of point here?
 

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Reply #33 on: May 04, 2002, 03:26:26 pm
But imagine what Austin Powers would do if HE could use the Force. ;7;7;7;7;7;7
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #34 on: May 04, 2002, 03:35:43 pm
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Am I making any kind of point here?

No.
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Reply #35 on: May 05, 2002, 04:30:04 am
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But imagine what Austin Powers would do if HE could use the Force. ;7;7;7;7;7;7


... dear god... :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

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Reply #36 on: May 05, 2002, 06:34:28 am
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But imagine what Austin Powers would do if HE could use the Force. ;7;7;7;7;7;7


:jaw: and to think I didn't have the courage to suggest that....
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Reply #37 on: May 05, 2002, 07:46:16 am
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But imagine what Austin Powers would do if HE could use the Force. ;7;7;7;7;7;7


Outch! Poor women. :D
 

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Reply #38 on: May 05, 2002, 11:30:16 am
uh...who is Austin Powers? (sorry if this is a dumb question :p) I have heard of Spiderman, Superman and Jedis but not this guy...
 

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Reply #39 on: May 05, 2002, 11:49:41 am
www.austinpowers.com

C'mon, you could have figured THAT out yourself...
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