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Poll is meaningless

Emerald Adama
Emerald Thrace
Emerald Bottles
other
snuffalupagus [read: too busy giving a rimjob to an elephant to vote]
Green/Stone/other lame-ass ****ing pun (If you vote this, you have just given me permission to use my pretty pink strapon on you.)

Author Topic: iamzack's new surname  (Read 10965 times)

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Offline Qent

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Actually, I'm going to vote snuffleupagus purely in the amused hope that you'll try to carry that threat out.

There should be some kind of "International carry that **** out day", where people who make threats on the internet have to follow through. You could have charities fly the less fortunate trolls out to distant places and stuff.
I believe she'd do it though.

@ NGTM-1R I don't get how letting you slander yourself is a threat.

I tend not to change names and advise others to do the same.

 
Why do you want to change your surname?

 

Offline Bob-san

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Why do you want to change your surname?
Because she has serious daddy issues.
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline Turambar

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Offline NGTM-1R

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@ NGTM-1R I don't get how letting you slander yourself is a threat.

It's clear I'm not doing it; I'm able to type coherently for one thing. If it was to be a slander, it had to be more plausible.
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Offline MR_T3D

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Offline iamzack

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Why do you want to change your surname?
Because she has serious daddy issues.

Pretty much that. Daddy is an evil bastard who I haven't spoken to in 7 or 8 years AND whose last name is boring and ugly.

As for choosing a family name from my mother's side... my choices are all things like Niebuhr, Sadilek, and Yaspelkis..
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Mura

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I voted other, but i have no ideas for a lastname...
Signed, me

 

Offline Bob-san

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Why do you want to change your surname?
Because she has serious daddy issues.

Pretty much that. Daddy is an evil bastard who I haven't spoken to in 7 or 8 years AND whose last name is boring and ugly.

As for choosing a family name from my mother's side... my choices are all things like Niebuhr, Sadilek, and Yaspelkis..
What do you think of Fotze, Hundin, Luder, Salope, or Putain?
NGTM-1R: Currently considering spending the rest of the day in bed cuddling.
GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.

 

Offline iamzack

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I think STFU.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

  

Offline Goober5000

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As for choosing a family name from my mother's side... my choices are all things like Niebuhr, Sadilek, and Yaspelkis.

* Goober5000 takes note of potential Vasudan warship names

 

Offline Mongoose

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Emerald Attention Whore

Seems the most fitting name to me.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this cross my mind. :D

 

Offline Satellight

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I like (and vote) "Emerald Adama"

As for choosing a family name from my mother's side... my choices are all things like Niebuhr, Sadilek, and Yaspelkis.

* Goober5000 takes note of potential Vasudan warship names

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Steele.
Emerald Steele.

That is all.

 

Offline Snail

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Offline Trivial Psychic

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I think STFU.
"Star Wars: Force Unleashed"?  :snipe:

Seriously though, (meaning with more than a minimal degree of tong-in-cheek), how about Emerald Plaza?  I can't recall exactly where I heard that one, but it just popped in there.  While we're on the subject of puns, you may have indicated a disdain for puns in your poll, but even "Emerald Adama" could itself be interpreted as a loose pun.
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Offline Goober5000

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Emerald Ackbar.

 
 

Offline Droid803

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Offline z64555

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Hmm, no romantics here?

Think a good surname to match your first name would be "Dream" or "Dreamer."

And a game related surname would be Isle.  :P
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