[an0n]

Found this on another forum I frequent:

The American Bravado Quiz

Strangely, I got:

92%. Total American Warbird.

0% are more patriotic than me
0% are as patriotic as me
98% are less patriotic than me
Based on 61,638 previous submissions.

And the funny thing is, I'm not even American.

[Thorn]

53%
Total American Warbird
I feel insulted...

[Corsair]

46% Total American Warbird
77 % of people are more patriotic than you  
6% of people are just as patriotic as you
15% of people are less patriotic than you

And I am American...
Yeah, I like thespark quizzes...here's another good one!http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/

[an0n]

The highest anyone (aside from me) got at the place I stole the link from was like 70%, but most got in the 50's.

[CP5670]

53%; I like the nation, but I'm not a die-hard patriot either.

[Kitsune]

71% American Warbird.


 people more patriotic than you (19%)  
 people just as patriotic as you (7%)  
 people less patriotic than you (72%)  


Am I wrong, or is there 10% missing from the 'more patriotic' list?
71+19=90.   Given the 7% of the 'just as' catagory, that is only 97% total...


Corsair, they probably found out about you being oppressed by Baseball Jocks.  
Baseball being the -American- sport that it is, you should try to blend in, laugh with them and buy them a beer or something.

[Corsair]

Originally posted by Kitsune
Corsair, they probably found out about you being oppressed by Baseball Jocks.  
Baseball being the -American- sport that it is, you should try to blend in, laugh with them and buy them a beer or something.

Ah, that explains it all....

[an0n]

The purity test:

You are 52% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

people less pure than you (27%)  
people like you (2%)  
people more pure than you (71%)  

I have sooo many debauched sexual antics yet to participate in.

I like questions 79 and 80.

[Martinus]

53%

Strange... I'm not really a patriot.

[an0n]

The Death Test:

March 12, 2020
at the age of 34 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Drowning (6%)


Bastards. Although on the plus side, I have an 8% chance of giving the coroner something to laugh about.


The Gay Test:

You are 18% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:

people less gay than you (1%)  
people just as gay as you (0%)  
people gayer than you (97%)  

w00t. I ain't no bum-bandit.


The Greed Test:

74% greedy!  

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 96 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

  1% are as greedy as you.
  5% are greedier than you.
  94% are less greedy than you.

Mwuahaha. ph34r my greed.

[Martinus]

Auto-fellatio reminds me of the movie 'clerks'.

thespark.com is a pretty good site

[Corsair]

75% Pure
83 % of people are less pure than you  
1% of people are like you
16% of people are more pure than you

:D:D I've got some unpurifying to do..... ;7;7

[phreak]

Originally posted by an0n
Found this on another forum I frequent:

The American Bravado Quiz

Strangely, I got:

92%. Total American Warbird.

0% are more patriotic than me
0% are as patriotic as me
98% are less patriotic than me
Based on 61,638 previous submissions.

And the funny thing is, I'm not even American.

You'd just be a better American.

89%. Total American Warbird.

[CP5670]

huh, couldn't even understand half the terms in that purity test... (wtf is a "french kiss," "rim," "moon," "bestiality," and a bunch of other strange words )

Anyway I ended up with a 95%. How is this "purity" defined anyway though? I mock sex as well as religion, so it might not have given an accurate result.

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

people less pure than you (99%)  
people like you (0%)  
people more pure than you (1%)  

[Corsair]

The Death Test....
October 5, 2079
at the age of 91 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


  12093399 people have taken the DeathTest.
  Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.  
  The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.  
  10% of test takers have hairy nipples.  
  4% have had team sex.  
  8% work in the porn business.
  And 217941 people claim to have leprosy.  


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 5, 2079, as you slip silently into the night.

[Martinus]

Whilst we're on the subject of tests:

I am Kung Fu Master. I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You?

[Corsair]

What's mine is mine, and I make sure everyone knows it. Nobody invades my space without permission - I'd destroy everything I own before letting someone take it from me. I tend to be forward-facing, which is both a strength and a weakness.

Wheeee! This is fun!

[Thorn]

I am a Death Chase Rider.


I enjoy taking risks, and I get kicks from speed, danger, and death-defying stunts. I drink and drive, I bungee jump, I snowboard, with no regard for my own life, or the lives of those who stand in my way. Trees? I laugh at trees!

Ok, with the exception of the drinking and driving, yeah.. thats me...
Drinking and driving is bad m'kay? Real bad.

[TheVirtu]

71%
Total American Warbird

[TheVirtu]

I am Pacman. I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?