[Turambar]

**** yeah mother****ers, i got a date

[Mars]

Happy I-Don't-Know-What-Our-Relationship-Is-But-Whatever-You're-Awesome Day!

[Scotty]

Happy Make-fun-of-non-singles day!

[Mars]

Happy Make-fun-of-non-singles day!

I like that one

[sayoqod]

Happy ****-buddy-doesn't-want-to-deal-with-V-day-so-he-ran-away-with-the-circus-for-the-week day!

[MR_T3D]

Happy try-not-to-think-about-love-and-stuff-when-the-most-attractive-girl-I-know-is-off-limits-because-I-don't-want-to-complicate-our-living-arrangements-and-I-know-I-can't-seem-to-handle-any-sort-of-relationship-that-lasts-longer-than-12-hours-unless-its-friendship-which-we-already-have-and-she's-too-shy-to-be-able-to-tell-if-she-thinks-similarly-because-I-seem-to-be-the-only-guy-she-knows-that-she-actually-smiles-and-waves-to-in-public-including-2-of-our-housemates-day.
At least that's what I think I'm going to be celebrating today, don't tell anyone.

[sayoqod]

Happy try-not-to-think-about-love-and-stuff-when-the-most-attractive-girl-I-know-is-off-limits-because-I-don't-want-to-complicate-our-living-arrangements-and-I-know-I-can't-seem-to-handle-any-sort-of-relationship-that-lasts-longer-than-12-hours-unless-its-friendship-which-we-already-have-and-she's-too-shy-to-be-able-to-tell-if-she-thinks-similarly-because-I-seem-to-be-the-only-guy-she-knows-that-she-actually-smiles-and-waves-to-in-public-including-2-of-our-housemates-day.
At least that's what I think I'm going to be celebrating today, don't tell anyone.

I think you win

[NGTM-1R]

If by win you mean "have crippling confidence issues", perhaps so.

[Mars]

Yeah, that one can be solved just by making the first move.

[Nuke]

happy crush the skulls of the opposite sex with a cinder block cemented to a fence post and do dirty things to the remainder of their corpse day

[MR_T3D]

Okay, for the Record:
No, its not that I can't make the move, (I've done so several times with other girls over the year, with some success for a few weeks, but we both realized during our actual 'date' we were better off as friends) because that will hurt the working house dynamic we all have at the time (5 of us in the house) 
Hell,  the first rule of our house was that we don't start relationships with each other.

[sayoqod]

"win" was just referring to length. But I agree with him, moving in on someone you're living with is just asking for trouble.

[NGTM-1R]

"win" was just referring to length. But I agree with him, moving in on someone you're living with is just asking for trouble.

I am up to roughly four years of "**** that" and so must respectfully disagree.

[IronBeer]

Happy throw-rocks-at-happy-couples day.

[Mikes]

Hell,  the first rule of our house was that we don't start relationships with each other.

Human Nature >>>>>>> Rules

It's not a matter of "if" it's only a matter of "who" and "when"!

[iamzack]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2151#comic

[Nuclear1]

 
Hell,  the first rule of our house was that we don't start relationships with each other talk about our house.

[Goober5000]

Happy BuyNuclearAHooker Day!

...Goober?

NO U

[BlueFlames]

All this talk of hookers, and the local police have had three prostitution stings in as many weeks, resulting in a couple dozen arrests.  I think someone in the upper eschelons of KPD was as bitter about the onset of Valentine's Day as I usually am.

[Black Wolf]

I'm a bit late, having had limited net access (Grass Patch sucks ) but I hope you all noted my appreciation for you by the complete lack of muxk oxen I arranged for Musk Oxen Day.

Don't thank me, you all earned it!