*Maeglamor starts to read thread*
SWEET JESUS!! *Maeglamor adresses the troops*
"OK guys what we have here is an international incursion. They will be very drunk, armed to the teeth and might possibly be driving an amphibious hatchback. What we need is a twenty meter high wall the
ENTIRE way around the island made of steel reinforced peat."
The wall:

"This is not a drill!! If we can keep them at bay long enough for their alcohol supply to run low they might just make a break for France. That way the frogs will bear the full brunt of the assualt and we'll get away scot free."
"Oh and boys... Hide the women..."
What? You thought I'd just sit back and let you guys have all the fun?!?