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Offline Sandwich

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Things We Wish Were Real
on: March 09, 2011, 12:41:15 pm
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 12:45:04 pm
In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 01:22:12 pm
Pat yourself on the back sandwich. To congratulate your other universe selves that did win.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 02:03:18 pm
And then tell the assholes to quit holding out on you and share the wealth. :p
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 03:03:45 pm
Quote from: General Battuta on March 09, 2011, 12:45:04 pm
In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.
Well technically an infinite (transfinite?) number of somewheres.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 03:14:02 pm by Snail »
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 03:09:23 pm
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...

We has attached photo of your fume

One of my coworkers got this one a while back
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 03:49:38 pm
Quote from: General Battuta on March 09, 2011, 12:45:04 pm
In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.

Odds of getting struck by lightning >> odds of winning £1.5mil through email. 
Therefore, in flat, infinite universe,
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #7 on: March 09, 2011, 03:58:51 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on March 09, 2011, 03:09:23 pm
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...

We has attached photo of your fume

One of my coworkers got this one a while back


I hope they didn't open the attached photo.zip file, it's a trojan.
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #8 on: March 09, 2011, 04:43:52 pm
Quote from: Herra Tohtori on March 09, 2011, 03:58:51 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on March 09, 2011, 03:09:23 pm
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...

We has attached photo of your fume

One of my coworkers got this one a while back


I hope they didn't open the attached photo.zip file, it's a trojan.

Well he didn't "has" a baby so no :D
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 04:47:23 pm
Hijacked a baby? What did they do, hold the mother up at gunpoint and then drive the baby off down the road at high speed? :wtf:
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 04:55:22 pm
Quote from: Flipside on March 09, 2011, 04:47:23 pm
Hijacked a baby? What did they do, hold the mother up at gunpoint and then drive the baby off down the road at high speed? :wtf:

I assume it was starring Check Norris or Steven Seagal
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 05:08:58 pm
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 06:30:31 pm
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 06:56:37 pm
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 06:59:26 pm
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #15 on: March 09, 2011, 07:00:39 pm
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Reply #16 on: March 09, 2011, 07:03:16 pm
Personal Jetpacks!
 

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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #17 on: March 09, 2011, 07:19:05 pm
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #18 on: March 09, 2011, 08:08:15 pm
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Re: Things We Wish Were Real
Reply #19 on: March 09, 2011, 10:48:04 pm
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