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Offline Corsair

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on: May 12, 2002, 02:14:41 pm
Open a Can of Whoop-Ass on You, I Will.

Yoda prepares to get medieval on someone's ass.

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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #1 on: May 12, 2002, 02:17:27 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

He looks just like my russian teacher. :p
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #2 on: May 12, 2002, 02:19:23 pm
:lol: :lol: :wakka:
Right you are Stu. That reminds me... *runs* *opens a book* *starts to cry*
 

Offline Redfang

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Reply #3 on: May 12, 2002, 03:11:33 pm
:lol::lol::lol:
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #4 on: May 12, 2002, 03:28:10 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang
:lol::lol::lol:


(actually he look's like he has a huge hangover and no one should bother him... kind of like a Star Wars version of John McClane)
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Offline vadar_1

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Reply #5 on: May 12, 2002, 03:29:37 pm
Thats crazy... yoda can barely walk... what the hell can he do with a lightsabre?
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #6 on: May 12, 2002, 03:31:52 pm
I dunno you'll have to ask heretic since he's already seen it but supposedly Yoda does some serious asskicking and shows why he is the greatest of all the Jedi in this movie.
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline beatspete

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Reply #7 on: May 12, 2002, 03:32:33 pm
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Originally posted by vadar_1
Thats crazy... yoda can barely walk... what the hell can he do with a lightsabre?


I had always wondered that but i suppose he was youngish at some point.  Although he would still have been pretty short, whats he gonna do with that lightsabre, slice your shins?

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Offline Fineus

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Reply #8 on: May 12, 2002, 03:43:16 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
I dunno you'll have to ask heretic since he's already seen it but supposedly Yoda does some serious asskicking and shows why he is the greatest of all the Jedi in this movie.

I've seen a picture - it can be found on the cover of the music album... Yoda has good force powers :devilidea
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #9 on: May 12, 2002, 03:47:24 pm
Yoda can fly. I,ve seen the trailer which shows him floating about, no joke. He bounces off walls and stuff.
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #10 on: May 12, 2002, 03:48:16 pm
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Originally posted by Thunder
I've seen a picture - it can be found on the cover of the music album... Yoda has good force powers :devilidea
Sound track is what you speak of? Want to see Yoda kick ass I do.
:D

Now I really wanna see that movie...
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #11 on: May 12, 2002, 03:50:44 pm
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.
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Offline IceFire

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Reply #12 on: May 12, 2002, 04:03:32 pm
If Yoda can lift partially submerged X-Wings from the Swamp...with little effort, imagine what he can do.
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #13 on: May 12, 2002, 04:07:53 pm
Yoda can lift Super Star Destroyers with little effort. Size matters not, no seriously.
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Offline Nico

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Reply #14 on: May 12, 2002, 04:08:25 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.


yeah, how many years younger? 20, 30?
WIth a 300 years old dude, do you think that makes such a difference? The difference in look between episode1 and episode 5 always made me laugh.
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #15 on: May 12, 2002, 04:10:51 pm
He is 870+ years old.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2002, 04:14:12 pm by 419 »
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Offline vadar_1

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Reply #16 on: May 12, 2002, 04:11:57 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506


yeah, how many years younger? 20, 30?
WIth a 300 years old dude, do you think that makes such a difference? The difference in look between episode1 and episode 5 always made me laugh.


300?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #17 on: May 12, 2002, 04:15:12 pm
The force kept him in perfect health for that time, not to mention his species probably lived for a good deal of time. Still Yoda isnt dead, he became one with the force.
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Offline Nico

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Reply #18 on: May 12, 2002, 04:29:32 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
He is 870+ years old.


well, even worse
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Offline Razor

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Reply #19 on: May 12, 2002, 04:50:46 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.

Yeah some 50 years. Big deal :doubt:

Woah well mentioning his age and flying and bouncing, he is quite agile for his age. :lol:
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