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Offline Griffon UK

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Z00w33t...
on: May 12, 2002, 04:47:25 pm
What does Kazan use for birth control?
His personality!

- Ace
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #1 on: May 12, 2002, 05:08:54 pm
I've got 4 words for you:

YOU ARE SICK DUDE! :snipe:
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #2 on: May 12, 2002, 05:27:23 pm
:wtf:Some sick stuff:wtf:
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #3 on: May 12, 2002, 06:19:50 pm
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Originally posted by darkage
:wtf:Some sick stuff:wtf:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Z00w33t...
Reply #4 on: May 12, 2002, 07:03:13 pm
:lol: :wakka: :lol:
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
  

Offline Thorn

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Z00w33t...
Reply #5 on: May 12, 2002, 07:15:23 pm
bwahaha!
:p
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Reply #6 on: May 12, 2002, 09:17:30 pm
ummmm....... :nervous: :wtf:

ummmm....... :nervous: :wtf:

ummmm....... :nervous: :wtf:

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........................... :shaking:
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #7 on: May 12, 2002, 11:33:15 pm
well hello there Shrike/Thunder, I see you are holding a sharp object walking over to this topic...
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #8 on: May 12, 2002, 11:44:23 pm
Nah, I'll have to do...

[shows Griffon a few new filthy things one can do on the internet, of the distinctly non-pleasurable variety]
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #9 on: May 13, 2002, 01:28:32 am
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Originally posted by darkage
:wtf:Some sick stuff:wtf:
Got Ether?
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #10 on: May 13, 2002, 02:40:45 am
The second one is a good example of contemporary popular culture... :p :D
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #11 on: May 13, 2002, 03:09:11 am
Meh, leeched from The Bar... the cybersex one was funny though. And I would close this topic but I'm going to trust people not to spam and see how it goes. Lets call it an experiment.
 

Offline Vortex

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Reply #12 on: May 13, 2002, 03:13:52 am
LOL omg these are hilarious... :D:D:D
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Offline Redfang

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Z00w33t...
Reply #13 on: May 13, 2002, 07:35:55 am
:lol::lol:
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #14 on: May 13, 2002, 07:59:33 am
Hm, I won't click that while I'm at work... :p
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #15 on: May 13, 2002, 08:04:41 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
Meh, leeched from The Bar... the cybersex one was funny though. And I would close this topic but I'm going to trust people not to spam and see how it goes. Lets call it an experiment.


You WILL COLSE THE TOPIC.

I find cyber*** to be a dirty and awefull thing. And above all, it is not a thing to discuss on this kind of forum. Griffon, if you want to talk abot these stuff, you should go to those cyber crud forums. And Thunder, I can't understand that you don't see that this topic is pointless and therefore it is SPAM:mad2: so I would suggest that you close it. We don't have room here for this s***.
 

Offline Ulundel

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Reply #16 on: May 13, 2002, 08:06:41 am
Cybersex...nah...please people, don't do it. The real thing is 1000 times better (at least I think so :p)

Oh yeah, they're good. Both. :D
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #17 on: May 13, 2002, 08:08:34 am
eeh... number 1 is.... so-so. number two is just.... yeah.
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #18 on: May 13, 2002, 08:19:15 am
Hm... I had to click it. The first one is kinda funny...
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Fineus

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Reply #19 on: May 13, 2002, 09:15:14 am
Fine, fine - it offends someone so I'll lock it, I've got no problem with that :)
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