It's okay, you'll just have to lure someone close the air vents next time...

JTK:
Welcome to HLP!
Exits are to the rear and left, in case of emergency IOUs for shtoguns are located under the seats. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. You are assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:
Thunder.
You will serve your master unto, and beyond, your untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope you will enjoy your stay.

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