[an0n]

54: Command over-rides your order to ignore the Cain

[Corsair]

55. Command informs you that a beam battle between a GVA Setekh and a GTD Orion is nothing more than a "friendly, in-house arguement."

[WMCoolmon]

56) Command responds to pilot's suggestions with "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

57) You're stationed on board a capital vessel Command has ordered to leave the area (see Psamtik, Colossus...)

58) A two-kilometer long destroyer bristling with laser, missile, flak, and beam weapons arrives in the area...
...and you're assigned to defend it.

59) Your quarters are located near the engines and/or weapons of a GTVA vessel

60) "Welcome to training module TSM..." 'nuff said.

[beatspete]

61. Your quaters have a window.  Normally a good thing, but how long do you think a pain of glass hold up against to a BFred?

62.  Your ship isnt a nice matcho colour, like a dark blue orion, its purple... and there doesnt seem to be any women onboard...and they play the YMCA over the intercom... and - hey, get your hand of my lap!... oh my god, ahhhh!

63.  The commanders of the larger ships are placing bets how long you'll last over the comms system.

64.  Your wingmates are winking at you.

65.  Your wingmates are wearing all black, and holding hymm sheets.

[an0n]

66: You're assigned to the elite 199th Scrubbers. As such, you'll be given access to the latest in bio-matter waste relocation technology (crap tankers)

[Stryke 9]

67. You're reassigned from flying a tiny, 4-Subach Perseus at the front lines to commandership of a gigantic corvette with over 20 gun turrets, the barrels of which you could easily fit an entire cow in, and yard-thick armor plating, and ordered to defend the middle of nowhere.

[Geezer]

68. You've been assigned as one of Alpha 1's wingmates.

[Stryke 9]

69. You were born Vasudan.

[CP5670]

69. You were born Vasudan.

That would be pretty cool, actually.

[WMCoolmon]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
69. You were born Vasudan.

70. Your home planet is in Gamma Draconis and/or Capella

[Corsair]

71. Your CO's debriefings always begin with "To the officers and crew of the fallen ship, GTD..."

[TheVirtu]

72. Your transport was at the back of the Capella Evac Fleet
73. Your wingman is wearing a turban
74. Your wingman acts nervously as he flys past you, continously getting off and on your 6.
75. You have a voice in your head constantly talking about the Ancients and how the human race is forever doomed.

[Nuclear1]

76) You find a mysterious tape player in your quarters. You play it, and a god awful screech goes off. It won't shut off, stop playing, and seems to follow you everywhere you go.

77) Your wingmate hits you with a pair of missiles and yells "You're it!" You know what I'm reffering to......

78) You hear Snipes yell "Dive! Dive! Dive! Hit your burners pilot!" in a dense asteroid field.......

79) You hear nothing but Bob Dylan voices everywhere..........


80) You see on your targeting view.....

[adwight]

(81)  You're stationed on the GTVA Colossus......

[Stunaep]

81) Your CO suddenly starts to wear a stupid hat, and building a secret warship in a dense asteroid field. For personal education, he sais.

Gee, this thread seems to live long and prosper. Cool.

[WMCoolmon]

83) As you're climbing into your fighter for another mission, you notice a bomb, very superficially altered to look like a box, taped to the side of your fighter with a note by it:

sHiVanS. SEcrEt gTVA SEcreTs iNsidE!! ->

[beatspete]

84. Your given an Erynies with maxim and kaysers.  Sweet.  Untill its energy reserves run out 2 seconds later, and command hasnt given you a spare AA battery to replace the one that you've just run out.

85.  They've run out of flight suits, and instead they are issuing you with costumes for builders, indians... cowboys.... police men!?
No, not again! (see 62)

86.  Command prefers to play knots and crosses than to answer your request for reinforcements.

87.  Ah, my first visit aboard the GTD Bastion, the finest terran warship ever... Hey, what are all these meson bombs doing onboard?   And would someone tell me why 3 Aelous cruisers are escorting us, we dont normally have an escort... And why are we heading for that jumpnode?  Command?
"T minus, 30 seconds"

88.  As you return from a mission and land in the fighter bay, there's vultures circling overhead.

89.  You land in the fighterbay.  That's odd, doesnt appear to be anyone around.  You leave the fighterbay and go into the cooridor.  Hmmm, no body here either.  You make your way up to the bridge to see whats going on...  A sticky label is left on the helm controls. It reads "This ship is being decomissioned - sorry we didnt tell you earlier alpha one".  Two minutes later you crash into a large planet.

[Redfang]

I like Command.
 
Wait, this wasn't the right thread to say that...
 
90. Command usually gives you the orders to jump out last... even in bad situations.
 
91. You get the hardest missions. That might have been said already...

[Kitsune]

92)  (A mix of two earlier)  Command knows that the life of a fighter pilot is often no longer than 5 minutes at max.

And as such they send you and your wing into enemy territory and tell you afterwards that you're not allowed to leave untill 15 minutes have passed.

[beatspete]

Originally posted by Kitsune
92)  (A mix of two earlier)  Command knows that the life of a fighter pilot is often no longer than 5 minutes at max.

And as such they send you and your wing into enemy territory and tell you afterwards that you're not allowed to leave untill 15 minutes have passed.

To be fair, you were in a Mara.

But then again, how long does the average Mara last in battle?


93.  You have to do behind enemy lines recon on the shivans, but this time, instead of getting a fast, stong, manuverable Mara, you get a Basilisk - cannonfodder.