43/ All the other fighters have sharks teeth painted on the cockpit - yours has 'please don't hit me'
44/ Your fighter has a beaded seat cover
45/ Your fighter has been repaired with polyfilla & sellotape
46/ Command lets you get ambushed by 2 wings of NTf Hercs, and only sends reinforcements after you kill them
47/ the special-edition 'Ares' fighter you get assigned is exactly the same is a Hercules Mk.II -except it has extra fins to be shot at - and is coloured a blood red colour
48/ you get the fighter with suspicious red and brown stains in the cockpit
49/ Your joystick has been replaced with a wooden chair leg
50/ You get ordered to scan a meson bomb to 'check if it is about to blow up'
51/ you get assigned to a Vasudan squadron, and given a flight jacket with 'HEAD' and an up arrow painted on the back