20/ You've been serving on the one ship since basic training, you've risen through the ranks, killed every concievable type of enemy ship, saved countless destroyers, flown deep into hostile territory, been a spy and given command of your own elite squadron....yet the Aquitanes captain still can't remember your name.
21/ You get moved squadron every 2 weeks
22/ you're asked to fly a Ulysses. With TAGs. In a Shivan nebula
23/ Command actually goes to fetch enemy fighters for 22 - and brings back vastly more than you can handle
24/ You're sent to a vasudan destroyer to get rid of you
25/ You're asked to fly paper-thin Vasudan fighters to destroy highly explosive gas-miners
26/ You are sent to recon a Sathanas. Solo. In an untested 'stealth' fighter with 2 rubber-band propelled pebbles as primary weapons.
27/ command has allocated your squadron 300 sets of brand new missiles, for a deep recon in Shivan territory. The're all TAGs.
28/ You are given the most imcompetent wingmen in the galaxy - who are more than capable of flying straight into enemy craft, capital ships, each other...and you.
29/ You and your wingmen are sent into combat missions where they have an average life expectancy of approx. 2 and a half minutes.
