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Offline Unknown Target

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Me flamethrower owns j00!!!:D
But Thunder, blowing things up is so much more fun!
Me=Thinks lightsabers are kewl for the first few weeks (Think The Sims) but, eventually, they all end up in the corner, while you're playing with your latest toy;)

Yea, right, the lightsaber is a weapon more suited to Samuria Jack (very kewl show) than a serious mad-man killer...thing....

 

Offline Fineus

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You've proved your point and mine right there - I prefer the surgical accuracy of a saber over the wanton destruction of explosives or anything similar.

 

Offline Redfang

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You've proved your point and mine right there - I prefer the surgical accuracy of a saber over the wanton destruction of explosives or anything similar.

 
But what's the point in Real Life(tm) lightsabers? They don't cause any damage. :p

  

Offline Darkage

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Who said I cared about cleanliness? Besides the Light Saber is "a more elegent weapon™" :p



Bah, i give my Quantem tropedo™ a paint job and it wil look also look eligant:p besides the light saber maby more elgant but what good does elgancie do in battle?:D
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It might help your spelling ;)

Besides - what good is blowing up an entire area when you only want to take one person out? It's messy. With a lightsaber and some skillz you can go in there, take your target out and be gone before anyone can retaliate.

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by darkage



Bah, i give my Quantem tropedo™ a paint job and it wil look also look eligant:p besides the light saber maby more elgant but what good does elgancie do in battle?:D


What's the paint job for? If you fire it at someone (don't look at me) the paint job would be worthless because the paint would be gone the moment it hits it's target. Anyway, it would look a lot more scarry without paint. Making weapons isn't like the art class you have at school you know.

 

Offline Darkage

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Originally posted by Thunder
It might help your spelling ;)

Besides - what good is blowing up an entire area when you only want to take one person out? It's messy. With a lightsaber and some skillz you can go in there, take your target out and be gone before anyone can retaliate.


I know my spelling sucks:o

Hmm....come back to the lightsaber thingy later:D
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Offline Razor

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Hey don't be too dissapointed. My spelling sucks too. Hm... how about a spell checker here eh? ;)
« Last Edit: May 22, 2002, 10:30:54 am by 581 »

 

Offline Darkage

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Hey don't be too dissapointed. My spelling sucks too. Hm... how about a spell checker here eh? ;)


Well so far everyone understood me fine:)
So why use a spell checker?:)
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Offline Unknown Target

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Hah! Try and take down this with a lightsaber!:D



BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D
;7 ;7 ;7

 
My sabers bigger than yours...
Lightsaber...
Pros - cuts anything, can be used for defence, quite (compaired to explosives), pretty colours and makes cool sound, street cred.
Cons - need training, limited range, have to be jedi, takes more effort to kill someone, don't actually exist.

Explosives...
Pros - kills a lot, damages structures, remote operation, can be home made cheaply.
Cons - not that acurate or discrete, can't be used for self defence, won't get through security at an airport.

And as for flame throwers:
Pros: toast stuff, novelty value.
Cons: doesnt kill instantly, short range,

Ideal sollution: Gun.
Pros - good range, simple to use, acurate, kills enough, can get scilencer, also some street cred.
Cons - your opponent may have one.

Take your pick.  

Personally i prefer a butchers knife, as illustrated below:
:headz:


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Offline Knight Templar

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So whats your guys suggestions to make a homeamde yet presentable lightsaber with 50 bucks or less?
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Well, how I made my ill fated saber was quite easy. I just got a metal pipe, black electric tape, some nuts and bolts, internal mechanics of a radio, and some black rubber tubing and basically fastioned it out of them. It didn't cost me more that $20 to put it all together and it looked real enough when you kept it on you're belt.

The REAL question is how can you make Stormtrooper armor with 50 bucks or less! I've been looking at all the options on how to make it, and I'm now seriously contemplating in buying myself a Kit that I have to build up, but atleast I don't have to vacuum form it, and the cheapest of these are a whopping 550 bucks!!! And in order to make one totally out of scratch, I'm gonna need help, mutual financing, and artistic support. Well, its still the beggining of summer, so maybe I could find from somewhere some Star Wars fans over here, serious enough to join me in my little project. :D
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Offline Corsair

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Originally posted by Unkown Target
Hah! Try and take down this with a lightsaber!:D



BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D
;7 ;7 ;7
No, a lightsaber won't take it down. But any Jedi would just use the Force to direct the fire back at the person with the flamethrower. So :ha:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline Dark_4ce

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Originally posted by Corsair
No, a lightsaber won't take it down. But any Jedi would just use the Force to direct the fire back at the person with the flamethrower. So :ha:


*ouch* :D
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Offline Unknown Target

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Oh yea, what about my flame-retardent suite?:D

Besides, not even a Jedi can defeat;

THE KIPPER CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(It's an old Homeworld MPlayer joke, for those of you deprived guys;))

 

Offline CP5670

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What if you fire an AAAf or something at a Jedi? The beam would be way too thick for the lightsaber to completely deflect. :p :D

 

Offline Corsair

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Then he sees it coming using the Force and dodges it. :p

and you know, the name of this thread could be interpreted rather wrongly...and since it's posted by thunder...."Got Wang?"
*runs*
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.

 

Offline CP5670

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They use their lightsabers to dodge stuff, right? The saber blade would be too thin to dodge a thick AAAf beam and would only deflect parts of it, while the other bits would still hit the guy. :p :D

 

Offline Fineus

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Originally posted by Corsair
and you know, the name of this thread could be interpreted rather wrongly...and since it's posted by thunder...."Got Wang?"
*runs*

I was waiting for that - and the disturbing thing is it took two whole pages of discussion before someone actually mentioned it ;)

As for the beam - they'd deflect that as well. Your forgetting that size doesn't matter - you can lift rocks and X-Wings ;)