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Offline deathfun

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Protip for the robber: Attach water bottle to front, fire first shot at persons leg
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Offline S-99

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Maybe he was looking for skill achievement with the pistol.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
you cannot get achievements if you are too busy getting raped in prison to play video games.
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Offline S-99

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
I digress. The robbers failure of relation of video games to real life looking for a skill achievement earlier, will continue on in prison.
Hey, he's got to have something to cheer himself up while receiving the butt ****ing of a life time.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 07:59:07 am by S-99 »
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
I digress. The robbers failure of relation of video games to real life looking for a skill achievement earlier, will continue on in prison.
Hey, he's got to have something to cheer himself up while receiving the butt ****ing of a life time.

That's not digressing, that's disagreeing.
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Offline S-99

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
You're right. I should have used disagree.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline Polpolion

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I disagree.

 

Offline Dragon

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Somebody should let Darwin know about it. What was that guy thinking? Going for a "Dramatic Gun Cock"? Not to mention robbing somebody for a game. Twice. And that wasn't even a limited edition, just a regular edition of a rather average (and completely unrealistic) game. Not to mention MW3 is on Steam and most likely in dozen online stores. He could just get it from there, without waiting in line. In short, Idiot with a capital I.  :)

 

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
if we would just shoot impale these people then evolution would be served
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Offline deathfun

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
I say we go French Revolution on them
Bring out the guillotine and paper towels. This is going to get bloody
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Offline Nuke

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
too quick. impalement, if done right, could take days to kill its victim.
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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Somebody should let Darwin know about it. What was that guy thinking? Going for a "Dramatic Gun Cock"? Not to mention robbing somebody for a game. Twice. And that wasn't even a limited edition, just a regular edition of a rather average (and completely unrealistic) game. Not to mention MW3 is on Steam and most likely in dozen online stores. He could just get it from there, without waiting in line. In short, Idiot with a capital I.  :)

Yes, but that would involve paying money...
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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
If you can afford a weapon, you should be able to afford MW3...

 

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Might be worth a honorary mention (for trying) on the Darwin Award site... ;)

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
too quick. impalement, if done right, could take days to kill its victim.

Well, if you want length, you'd have to go with the tying them to a post and leaving them to the elements. It'll take as long as they can survive without water and food
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Well, if you want length, you'd have to go with the tying them to a post and leaving them to the elements. It'll take as long as they can survive without water and food

Forgetting hypothermia.
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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Well, if you want length, you'd have to go with the tying them to a post and leaving them to the elements. It'll take as long as they can survive without water and food

Forgetting hypothermia.

Set up a nice fire nearby... or heatlamps
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Offline Polpolion

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Well, if you want length, you'd have to go with the tying them to a post and leaving them to the elements. It'll take as long as they can survive without water and food

Forgetting hypothermia.

Set up a nice fire nearby... or heatlamps

If you want length you'll let them live the rest of their life.  :P

 

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
Well, if you want length, you'd have to go with the tying them to a post and leaving them to the elements. It'll take as long as they can survive without water and food

Forgetting hypothermia.

Set up a nice fire nearby... or heatlamps

If you want length you'll let them live the rest of their life.  :P

Touche
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Offline Nuke

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Re: MW3 dumbass with a real gun
NO! youre doing it wrong. apply pain theory:

torture effectiveness = time * suffering^2

the pain is more significant than the time allotted to experience it. granted some forms of torture-murder significantly shorten the effective time of the torture part of the punishment and this should usually be avoided. but one should not underestimate the psychological torture imposed by inflicting mortal damage and then allowing the victim time to contemplate their situation. vlad the impaler took steps to perfect his technique so as to have the victims remain alive for as long as possible. for example, blunting and greasing the steak so as not to damage organs, using a wider steak so as to restrict blood loss, and imposing the threat of impalement on your executioners should they do it wrong and let the victim die to early. if you compare that to something like getting put in the stocks till you die of exposure, starvation, or consumption by wild animals, the pain is limited to discomfort and eventually becomes hardly noticeable, and the onset of death is quick and/or unexpected. it also invites the option of escape, since there is no mortal damage to

should also point out that torture-murder if used as a form of execution must prioritize execution. executions need to be cost effective. i mean you could come up with a really elaborate torture system involving medical technology to keep the victim alive for months before they die, while simultaneously providing constant, severe pain. for example directly torturing dense nerve clusters, like those in the genitals. you could use sleep deprivation drugs to keep the victim awake and conscious and apply psychological torture techniques to compound against the physical ones. but at some point this gets expensive. which is bad if you need to do this to a lot of people.

thats why i like impalement, its cheap, slow, painful, humiliating, almost impossible to survive it, it serves as a warning to others and is a good way to decorate a landscape, providing a form of public works.
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