[S-99]

Re: On Religious Discussion in HLP
Hi thread title! How are you?
I am doing fine, thank you for asking. It's nice running into you again. Sounded like you barely made it out alive last time buddy. Glad you're okay.
I just wanted to let you know that you should be careful. People are so passionate, easy to piss, rooted in their beliefs and faiths, ridiculous and non-ridiculous alike, never ending, every damn time. Well, it's almost as if one could say people sure are religious about it; discussing religion in here that is. That and tutta believing that god is out to get you.

It's wierd world thread title. Be careful out there and stay safe.

Sincerely, S-99

PS: A calming moment of reflection. Because last time, like all of the other times, it usually gets pretty bloody since you constantly get caught in fire fights thread title.

[Mongoose]

Get rid of borders, religion, and **** with everyone's skin pigmentation so they're all the same colour, then allow people to get jobs based on their aptitude and not background.
Yes? No? Maybe?

No, because then we'd just find some other stupid reason to be at each other's throats.  Like whether we butter our bread on the top or bottom, for instance.

[Thaeris]

I prefer putting a cat on one side opposite to the butter, thus ensuring the bread never hits the floor if dropped. The down side to this is that one side is now hairy...

...AND THEN SOMEONE will say I'm an idiot for putting a cat on my toast, and that I'm bad and wrong, and the source of all the world's problems.

[watsisname]

The problem is you forgot to attach a generator to the toastcat and connect the output to the grid.  Had you done that you would have solved all the worlds problems.

[The E]

Do note that the toastcat generator is only practical in space, due to freefall conditions. In normal gravity, the fall will eventually end, thus forcing the operator of the generator to reset the system, a process which is not energy efficient.

[watsisname]

Not so!  The founding physics of the toastcat are that the toast must land butter-side down, and the cat must land on its feet.  By the Butterfeet Exclusion Principle, the butter and the feet cannot both occupy the ground state, therefore an antigravity field is produced and the toastcat levitates indefinitely!


Edit:  EXTREMELY COMPLICATED DIAGRAM

[Mongoose]

Heh, I have a .gif version of a toastcat floating around somewhere.

[Polpolion]

Not so!  The founding physics of the toastcat are that the toast must land butter-side down, and the cat must land on its feet.  By the Butterfeet Exclusion Principle, the butter and the feet cannot both occupy the ground state, therefore an antigravity field is produced and the toastcat levitates indefinitely!

Which raises the question: Would the toastcat device rotate while in an orbit such that neither the butter nor the feet could eventually occupy the ground state??

[Mikes]

Which raises the question: Would the toastcat device rotate while in an orbit such that neither the butter nor the feet could eventually occupy the ground state??

If god would want it to spin then surely it would.

[Mars]

Could I get a split-lock? This thread has, to my mind, accomplished whatever good it ever will.

[S-99]

Which raises the question: Would the toastcat device rotate while in an orbit such that neither the butter nor the feet could eventually occupy the ground state??

If god would want it to spin then surely it would.

Raptors will cover some part of this philosophically.

[deathfun]

See, that's inaccurate though.
Toasters don't toast BREAD. BREAD toasts BREAD

Afterall, you don't put toast in a toaster. That's just silly

[Mikes]

See, that's inaccurate though.
Toasters don't toast BREAD. BREAD toasts BREAD

Afterall, you don't put toast in a toaster. That's just silly

Bah, that's untoasted toast and it's very different from bread!

[sigtau]

The last few replies are the most fun posts I have ever read in any thread about religion.

[S-99]

See, that's inaccurate though.
Toasters don't toast BREAD. BREAD toasts BREAD

Afterall, you don't put toast in a toaster. That's just silly

Bah, that's untoasted toast and it's very different from bread!

Bread bread bread?

[LordMelvin]

See, that's inaccurate though.
Toasters don't toast BREAD. BREAD toasts BREAD

Afterall, you don't put toast in a toaster. That's just silly

Bah, that's untoasted toast and it's very different from bread!

Bread bread bread?

♫♪ Bread-bread-bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread, bread-bread-bread-bread-bread... ♫♪

[deathfun]

See, that's inaccurate though.
Toasters don't toast BREAD. BREAD toasts BREAD

Afterall, you don't put toast in a toaster. That's just silly

Bah, that's untoasted toast and it's very different from bread!

Bread bread bread?

♫♪ Bread-bread-bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread (bread, bread) Bread-bread, bread-bread-bread-bread-bread... ♫♪

Unce unce unce unce

[Nuke]

Not so!  The founding physics of the toastcat are that the toast must land butter-side down, and the cat must land on its feet.  By the Butterfeet Exclusion Principle, the butter and the feet cannot both occupy the ground state, therefore an antigravity field is produced and the toastcat levitates indefinitely!


Edit:  EXTREMELY COMPLICATED DIAGRAM

why dont you just butter both sides of the toast? it uses more butter but frees up the cat for other uses, such as crotch warmer.

[LordMelvin]

Not so!  The founding physics of the toastcat are that the toast must land butter-side down, and the cat must land on its feet.  By the Butterfeet Exclusion Principle, the butter and the feet cannot both occupy the ground state, therefore an antigravity field is produced and the toastcat levitates indefinitely!


Edit:  EXTREMELY COMPLICATED DIAGRAM

why dont you just butter both sides of the toast? it uses more butter but frees up the cat for other uses, such as crotch warmer.

BLASPHEMER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkqzdgL3wo

We must always proceed in a butter-side-down fashion!

[S-99]

why dont you just butter both sides of the toast? it uses more butter but frees up the cat for other uses, such as crotch warmer.

You shall be outcast for thinking too much. Are you thinking you could feed, pet, and scan this cat too?

The exit sign is over there.