[deathfun]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

*SJ Sathanas sails over head*

Am I the only one who goes to the left?

That was my instinct the first time actually
It didn't end well so I did what he told me to the next time

could be funny as hell to beef your fighter's HP and mass in tables and let a sathanas splat on you

That would be bloody hilarious
"DIVE DIVE DIVE"
"CHAAAAAARGE"
Sath - What is this fly doing...
"BURNERS!" *whack*
Sath - Wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Klaustrophobia]

the first several times i played through, i had a hard time with that without being swatted by the sathanas.  then it occurred to me to disable it first.

Um... disabling a Sathanas isn't exactly an easy thing to do, even when you've got Helioses.  The damned thing's got six engines spread across its massive hull.  There's no way you'd manage to take 'em all out before she jumps.

the demon.  it would always jump before i was done disarming it because you have to circle all over it to get to the various turrets, or my wingmates would just out and kill it before it was disarmed, which made the objective fail.  i eventually learned to kill the turret that fires on the sobek first, then double-helios the engines and disarm at my leisure after telling AI to ignore.

[Trivial Psychic]

Sorry, but your initial statement gave no references to the Demon, and mentioned the Sath whacking, so I assumed you were referring to the latter.

[CT27]

I'm very sorry for changing the parameters of the thread again, but after thinking about it I no longer wish to restrict this thread to 'humorous' dialogue.  Any dialogue, serious or funny, is welcome.  Last time I change this, I promise.


Another piece of dialogue I really liked (from Blue Planet):

"I know your military history, Admiral.  Do you wish to be the next Koth?"

"Only if I lose.  Only if I lose."

[Drogoth]

"That's two down, let's go for the triple play"

[Goober5000]

I'm very sorry for changing the parameters of the thread again

You must be new here.

[CT27]

I am relatively new here.

[Hades]

"I've been told we won't see them again in my lifetime. Such, is liberation."

[Goober5000]

I am relatively new here.

Thread parameters change all the time, even outside the control of the first poster.  Don't worry about it.

[Mongoose]

It's kind of a tradition here, to be honest.

[Jeff Vader]

[deathfun]

I am now going to bed bloody happy and laughing

[LordPomposity]

I am now going to bed bloody happy and laughing

This sentence illustrates the importance of proper punctuation.

[Mongoose]

Eats shoots and leaves?

[jr2]

could be funny as hell to beef your fighter's HP and mass in tables and let a sathanas splat on you

That be JAD material thar.. /hint, hint?

[soilder198]

"Mayday! This is Lieutenant Ash on Terran Patrol, Wing Gamma, Three Niner, reporting, taken heavy damage, requesting immediate fighter cover and rescue."

[Colonol Dekker]

\o/


Your instructor is NOT.a valid target!!



Every FREAKIN time....

[LunarNightmare]

"Honestly. I feel like the only sane person in a universe of morons."

[sigtau]

I like the ST:R variant of "Could one of you flyboys GIVE ME SOME COVER?!"

[X3N0-Life-Form]

I like the ST:R variant of "Could one of you flyboys GIVE ME SOME COVER?!"

Second that.