[S-99]

It's nice to know i got some inheritance coming. Are they sure they want to send the inheritance to somebody they don't even know the sex of? How should we get back at them?

From: [email protected]

Attn: Sir/Madam



Did you receive the mail I sent to you? An ATM Visa card, which has your inheritance payment of $10,500,000.00 is ready.


However Mrs. Cain sent an e-mail to us and claims that you are dead and  she is authorized to claim the Visa card.Please e-mail me at ([email protected]) so that I may determine the authorized recipient of the Visa card.


Call me immediately via my telephone line +2348065459083 so that i can give you directives on further procedures.


Fill out below information for claims or call this office for further information.


Full Name:....
Residential/Office Address:......
Country:.................
Telephone:........
Sex(M/F)..............
Age.........
Occupation.........


Regards,


Grams Jeans.

[Davros]

Go here for idea's
http://www.419eater.com/

freespace related hilarity for extra props...

[G0atmaster]

Pretend to be the REAL Mrs. Cain.

[G0atmaster]

And drop a "The defecation is about to hit the ventilation" at least once.

[Flipside]

Get everyone to create fake Email accounts and spam the **** out of him?

[BengalTiger]

Just reply:

Dear Mr Jeans,
Thank you for your E-Mail.

I am unable to conduct an international call, please call me at (703) 482-0623, with the national code for the US being 001. I am available .....


Scratch that, here's what I found when I looked up the number and kept on reading to find the business hours:

Solicitations to transfer large sums of money to your bank account: If you receive a solicitation to transfer a large amount of money from an African nation to your bank account in exchange for a payment of millions of dollars, go to the US Secret Service Web site for information about the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud or "4-1-9" Fraud scheme.

Therefore:

Advance Fee Fraud- The perpetrators of advance fee fraud, known internationally as "4-1-9 fraud" (after the section of the Nigerian penal code which addresses these schemes), are often very creative and innovative. A large number of victims are enticed into believing they have been singled out from the masses to share in multi-million dollar windfall profits for no apparent reason.

If you have received an e-mail or fax from someone you do not know requesting your assistance in a financial transaction, such as the transfer of a large sum of money into an account, or claiming you are the next of kin to an wealthy person who has died, or the winner of some obscure lottery, DO NOT respond. These requests are typically sent through public servers via a generic "spammed" e-mail message. Usually, the sender does not yet know your personal e-mail address and is depending on you to respond. Once you reply, whether you intend to string them along or tell them you are not interested, they will often continue to e-mail you in an attempt to harass or intimidate you. If you receive an unsolicited e-mail of this nature, the best course is to simply delete the message.

Due to a number of aggravating circumstances -- the use of false names, addresses, stolen/cloned/prepaid cell phones and remote e-mail addresses -- verifying the location of and subsequent prosecution of these persons or groups is difficult. The act of sending an e-mail soliciting your assistance in a financial transaction is not a crime in itself. The installation of a credible spam filter and contacting your Internet Service Provider may help deter these unsolicited e-mails. However, there is currently no available program to completely block these types of messages.

If you have suffered a significant financial loss related to advance fee fraud, please contact your local Secret Service field office. Telephone numbers are available in the Field Office Directory on this website or may also be found on the inside cover of your local telephone directory. Any investigation regarding this type of fraud will be conducted on a case by case basis at the discretion of the local Secret Service office and U.S. Attorney's Office.

Hope it helps...

[Retsof]

So make a new account only for the purpose of scam-baiting.

[Klaustrophobia]

there have got to be better hobbies than stringing along scammers.

[yuezhi]

send a virus to the adress.  ;7do it.

[newman]

there have got to be better hobbies than stringing along scammers.

My thoughts exactly.

[Davros]

No just look at the fun you can have
http://www.419eater.com/html/mike_nkomo.htm
plus while they are busy with you they arnt taking money off others so you are doing the world a favour

you should reply in the name of Mr Hugh G. Rection or better still reverend  Hugh G. Rection pastor of the church of the shivans

[S-99]

If i send anything, it should include this.

*creepy image removed*

[BloodEagle]

You deserve to be punished for that. 

[Klaustrophobia]

oh god.  make it go away.

[S-99]

So i'll send that picture then

Had to include sexy clinton in the background to old people getting it on. Old people love internet scams.

[Mongoose]

Um, yeah...I'm gonna say we don't allow nip-slips, S-99.

[S-99]

There was no nip-slips. You just got rid of it because you don't care to see it. We don't need to beat around the bush on this.

It's not pleasant on the eyes as it was meant to be and as other people's reactions show. Perfect for sending to a scammer.

[Klaustrophobia]

you guys are seriously deluding yourselves if you believe any of this kind of crap will bother scammers at all.

[Mongoose]

There was no nip-slips. You just got rid of it because you don't care to see it. We don't need to beat around the bush on this.

There was visible female nipple happening there.  No matter what the age, or your own comfort level with said exposure, that's a clear-cut violation of what's appropriate to post on HLP.  Period.

[deathfun]

DAMMIT I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD STUFF