<<DO NOT READ THIS CRAP IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME!>>
Commence rant:
Ok so I beat me3. Man, I felt like I made all the wrong decisions. Seems everywhere I went people needlessly died. Shot Ashley in the chest, Drove Tali to jump off a cliff after she saw her people burning in the sky above, let that "children!" breedqueen creature go which seemed like a fruitless errand to get good Krogan soldiers killed. Drove the Salarians away from negations... Can't we all just get along? Also, everyone seems so incompetent. Everyone's so needy I mean come on! Is Sheppard the only one in the galaxy with a gun? Kinda felt that way.
At one point I imagined my Sheppard character looking up and saying, "Sometimes I feel like I am playing out some kind of sick game made by a psychopath who likes to inflict the pain of moral dilemmas on the innocent." The game is kinda cruel that way. Getting you to like characters and then quickly killing them off. Like the Asari snipers who give you covering fire just before a burst of energy comes crashing down vaporizing them, at that point I snickered to myself thinking "****in game...every time"
Probably my favorite part of the game was the part where you fight the reaper with a targeting device linked to the Quarian fleet. I wanted to support the Quarians, but if the game made me choose between Quarians and Geth, which I had an idea they would, I'd go with the Geth. I just had to for legion, or his... clone? I don't understand what Geth IV was in relation to legion if he was related at all. When I saw the Quarian fleet burning, and the cut scene focused on Tali I imagined my Sheppard saying, "So... uh.. we're still cool right?". Right before she starts her sprint off the cliff. The drama! Oh the drama my feckless decisions cause!
Also the part where the sandworm of Tachonka(spelling?) drags the reaper into the ground and buries it. Pretty cool stuff.
Anyone check army composition in the warroom? Seems like fleets and squads have almost equal value. That does not seem proportional at all! A dreadnaught takes thousands of crew (freespace logic), no way that compares to a bunch of guys holding assault rifles; no matter how good they are. And how do those nuke cannons oughtweigh dreadnaughts in reaper killing ability?! Why don't they mount nuke cannons on their dreadnaughts then? Speaking of which, how bout those fleet based cutscenes? large phalanxs of space faring vessels trading firepower until someone wins. Reminds me of 16th century musket warfare. Sucks to be in the first line of dreadnaughts. Fighters don't seem to have things any nicer either. Some good crazy fun those cutscenes were.
Probably the point in the story where my interest was piqued is when the Krogans, Turians and Salarians were all negotiating and the Krogran says, " You want our help? Cure the genophage." That set the stage in my mind that this game was going to be one of interracial negotiations, allowing us to explore the tenuous alliance these otherwise warring races would share. It's somewhat of a common theme to have unlikely customers unite to defeat a common foe, like independence day or pick your average alien invasion film. I was considering making some kind of storyline for a freespace campaign along these lines, but perhaps the theme is too overplayed? I do like the theme overall though.
Yeah, so the ending. Uh... I don't really get it. Sheppard dies? Synthetics(Geth!) die? Seems like everyone in space would die without their ships. No masseffect cores? So it's back to medieval earth? Really? And what about those organics who burned on the earth's surface as the nova made its sweep? And why is the catalyst that kid you keep chasing in your dreams? Wonder If I would have preferred the traditional 'build the cannon, cannon kills all bad guys the end' sort of route. I kinda get the feeling that the ME3 team tried to outdo themselves so much that they said, "Hey if we make the ending confusing enough maybe we can trick people into thinking it's good" I did, however, like the confrontation with the illusive man though; maybe he was right all along?.