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Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!

Gortef, if you wanted to be a redshirt, I'm sorry to say that's not going to happen. You've been drafted to fly Interceptor 5 out of our Phillipines base. Weapons should be arriving in a day or so.


That's quite fine to me. Being a pilot sounds good.
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Offline KyadCK

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I hear 57 was a good vintage

The 57s always were a little twitchy. Pass the cornbread.

*passes Battuta the cornbread via trans-atlantic shipping*

As long as they're out front being twitchy at aliens instead of us thats perfectly fine. Hand me the potatos?
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Gortef just set a record for kills in a single Interceptor sortie, taking down a Large Scout and two Supply Ships in one mission. That brings him to ace status after his previous bouncing of a couple of Small Scouts over Central Russia. JGZinv is also an ace now, having taken down an Abductor over North Africa and two Small Scouts (one over the Bay of Biscay and another over Germany) to go with previous kills.
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Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I reject my reality and substitute that one. Hooah!
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Doctor Thaeris in his laboratory:



I can't believe the webcam caught that... I've not left the lab room for three days straight... working on lab reports. I'm hoping to knock them out soon.

:nervous:
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad One fought its first action against the Ethereals recovering a downed Large Scout. They managed to briefly Berserk Kyad. Since he had a direct line of sight to one, this was unwise and it got six rounds of plasma in the chest for its troubles. They didn't even try to psi out anyone else.

Squad Two is currently having its first battle with the Mutons.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Ghost Dekker/Dekkers brain in a jar, is pleased.
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Offline KyadCK

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad One fought its first action against the Ethereals recovering a downed Large Scout. They managed to briefly Berserk Kyad. Since he had a direct line of sight to one, this was unwise and it got six rounds of plasma in the chest for its troubles. They didn't even try to psi out anyone else.

Squad Two is currently having its first battle with the Mutons.

We're so badass even their successful psi attacks turn against them? Cool.

It worries me a bit that they were able to psi me though, I hope psi training solves this problem if I haven't been in already.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Panic attacks are opposed by bravery, rather than psi strength, and you were hit by at least three. A moment later when the kill boost to morale set in you recovered and held steady next turn with 15 morale, so I suspect you were merely unlucky rather than having poor bravery.
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I wonder what you've made me work on in the labs...  :D
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Offline Scotty

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
So, who's going to pilot the Avenger to Mars?

* Scotty volunteers.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
gotta be darius (it probably has a multiman flight crew though)

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
At this moment I'm likely going with a four-man crew for the Avenger, since it's still a pretty long flight to Mars.

Not sure yet whether that counts the tanky people.
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Offline Scotty

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
I still volunteer.  MP-Ryan, Darius, Spoon, and then one of your Aces?  Spoon has already shown he's more than capable of dual-wielding tanks.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Nuke is the longest serving fighter jock, unless of course you count Dekker's recovered brain matter as flight crew.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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* Dekker brain will serve as new EDI progenitor.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad Two is really starting to shape up. Here's some highlights from their latest training exercise mission.

Some people never learn: don't **** with a tank. Yeah, maybe it's Flipside, but it's still a tank.


I TOLD YOU NOT TO **** WITH THE TANK.


Battuta finds your smoke to be of poor quality, and reacts badly by killing every Muton in view.


The dumbest Muton in the world. “Derp, I just came down the elevator. Oh sweet alien Jesus it's Squad Two! QUICK JUST STAND THERE!” Veers did this thing a favor by killing it a moment later.


swashmebuckle distracts a pair of Mutons by talking about Wings of Dawn while Battuta gets a shot.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
well it is an interesting topic tbqh

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
when are you going to start training squad 3  :(

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
when are you going to start training squad 3  :(

You guys don't even have a hanger to house a Skyranger yet, although you do have a full compliment of Flying Suits and weapons.
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