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Offline headdie

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
when are you going to start training squad 3  :(

You guys don't even have a hanger to house a Skyranger yet, although you do have a full compliment of Flying Suits and weapons.

That sounds like one hell of a party
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
WoD kept crashing on the second mission when I tried to play it, so I was totally bluffing my way through the conversation.  Fortunately, they were Mutons, so they never picked up on the fact that I was clearly just summarizing Star Blazers but with an all-female cast.  The heavy plasma might have finished them off, but the real victory came from confounding a bunch of cartoon aliens with their lack of knowledge concerning cartoon aliens.  The Ethereals are gonna be seriously embarrassed, ****ing hipsters.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Dumb Mutons come in pairs when Squad One's in town.


Scourge of Ages may have set a record for kills in a single mission, he took out five Mutons and put a pair of Heavy Plasma shots into another before it returned one, injuring him fairly badly. KyadCK came up behind the Muton and put one shot into the back of its head to end the mission.

An Alien Battleship approached Area 51 while the team was out, so the Avenger, with Darius at the controls and Scotty handling the weapons, was launched in the hopes of delaying it. The Avenger closed to weapons range for its plasma beams and began to take fire from the battleship, but it was skillfully evaded at first. Hits were scored, but counterfire also struck home.

In stark contrast to the fragility of the Interceptors, which can barely stand up to Terror Ship weapons, the Avenger took only minor damage from two direct hits from an Alien Battleship. Scotty and Darius brought the Battleship down successfully. Squad One returned to base safely.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
DAMN, son, that's pretty heroic

 

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DAMN, son, that's pretty heroic
Word.

Also, Scotty and Darius you both have my thanks for keeping that Battleship away from my base!
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Squad One launched a mission against the downed Battleship.

Your Blaster Bombs are worthless here. The E stands resolute. (They never managed to launch another.)


This Snakeman had some kind of anti-tank detection gear. The tank was fired at nine times, got this close to it, and still never saw it standing in the open. SpardaSon had to spot it. HAX!


TrashMan probably saved everyone's ass by spotting and bringing down two Snakemen (one with a Blaster Launcher) and a Chryssalid on the top deck. The mission was successful with no injuries.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 06:59:21 pm by NGTM-1R »
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Offline Scotty

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
* Scotty now has hands on experience destroying enemy heavy warships.

* Scotty resubmits volunteer form to assist piloting the Avenger to Cydonia.

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
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Armor?  What the hell would I need that for, I'll absorb those plasma rounds with my abs!
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
TrashMan probably saved everyone's ass by spotting and bringing down two Snakemen (one with a Blaster Launcher) and a Chryssalid on the top deck.

Like a BOSS
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
The E don't care your arm hurts, The E don't give a ****.

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Offline General Battuta

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
ahhahah

 

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+1 to you Slayer
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Damn. Imagine if you were just an alien grunt facing revenge seeking humans in full battle armor... o_o

 

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Damn. Imagine if you were just an alien grunt facing revenge seeking humans in full battle armor... o_o

If it were Squad 1 they wouldn't even know we were there to begin with, so no problem.  :P

The_E just doesn't need a stuner to capture them alive is all.
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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Hahaha, win  :yes:
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 :yes: That is awesome
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
Best post in the thread goes to StarSlayer.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM: You're All Dying For Your Planet, Right Here!
The further I get the more the game appears to be deliberately throwing spotting/line-of-sight glitches at me. The tank has three times now failed to detect an enemy in the open in broad daylight inside ten squares, and jr2 just failed a spot check on an enemy two squares away in light cover.

This bodes poorly for Cydonia, so I'm hoping it will straighten out.
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