[BloodEagle]

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens/story?id=16532671

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 camels for the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

Cross-cultural humor is the bomb. 

[karajorma]

Hang on a sec, Al Qaeda have a sense of humour?


Also

"They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and $5 million is equivalent to 200 camels today."

Where you get camel from? I get you cheaper.

[Flipside]

Oooh! Oooh! I know this one!

I wonder if I have to pay for postage?

[yuezhi]

make it 10 virgins instead and it deal.

[Redstreblo]

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh 

[Cyborg17]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh 

How would you like your camels?

[LordMelvin]

I've been meaning to get some chickens to scratch around in the back yard, and provide offspring which I can then devour... is 'Chappaqua, NY' close enough for Secretary Clinton's address?

[karajorma]

There's a joke in this somewhere about Hilary Clinton and a lot of cocks but I just can't quite put my finger on it.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh 

Yeah but by that logic I can claim the $5m on Fuad Mohamed Khalaf.

Where is he? He's on your Internetz, trolling your presidentz.

[NGTM-1R]

Twenty acres and a mule.

[BlueFlames]

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh 

Actually, given that it's an election year, that's not the safest bet.  I'd look for Obama at public speaking events in Ohio, Virginia, and Florida, with maybe an odd stop in Colorado and Nevada.

You're on your own mapping out the Secret Service coverage of whatever venues at which Obama appears, though.

[yuezhi]

The bounty is from Somalia, right? i doubt the chickens are worth it since that place is getting hit by famine on an annual basis.

[S-99]

Promise something people can't refuse. A pre-loaded ipod.

[Dragon]

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh 

Actually, given that it's an election year, that's not the safest bet.  I'd look for Obama at public speaking events in Ohio, Virginia, and Florida, with maybe an odd stop in Colorado and Nevada.

You're on your own mapping out the Secret Service coverage of whatever venues at which Obama appears, though.

Not to mention since it's an election year, this may not even stay true for long. You might soon find Romney or some other GOP candidate in there (OK, looking at the latest statistics, it's not likely, but still might happen).