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Offline sigtau

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In the United States, I am now legal to purchase and possess tobacco, handguns, pornography, and sign contracts.

In many European countries, I am now alcohol-legal.

Also, I'm 18.

****.
Who uses forum signatures anymore?

 

Offline redsniper

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HBD  :cool:

You're also legal to star in pornography, if that's up your alley....  :nervous:

And I thought handguns were 21, but maybe that's by state.
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Offline Nuke

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i always thought it was rifles and shotguns at 18 handguns at 21, but yea it varies from state to state.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline NGTM-1R

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In the United States, I am now legal to purchase and possess tobacco, handguns, pornography, and sign contracts.

You get over it.
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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my 18th came and went with little ado.  a few days later i went to a nice dinner with my girlfriend who i didn't want to be with anymore.  the girl i DID want didn't know who i was when i called.  that was a bit of a punch to my ego's testicles.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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I turned 18 this year as well, I know that feel sigtau. :D Except over here, I'm alcohol legal too! You should come 'round sometime.

I'll be looking forward to sigtaumakesaporno.

 

Offline LordMelvin

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In the United States, I am now legal to purchase and possess tobacco, handguns, [...] and sign contracts.

****.

None of these things are particularly worth doing.
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Offline Nuke

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I'll be looking forward to sigtaumakesaporno.

somewhere on the internet, there is a video of me plowing an ugly fat chick.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 

Offline headdie

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I'll be looking forward to sigtaumakesaporno.

somewhere on the internet, there is a video of me plowing an ugly fat chick.

Revelations such as this..... dont surprise me around here any more

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&ob=av2e
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Offline deathfun

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I'll be looking forward to sigtaumakesaporno.

This
"No"

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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I turned 18 this year as well, I know that feel sigtau. :D Except over here, I'm alcohol legal too! You should come 'round sometime.

I'll be looking forward to sigtaumakesaporno.

i thought you were older than that.  coulda sworn you were just a few years younger than me.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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I thought I was a bit older than that as well. :P But yeah, no, still barely legal.

somewhere on the internet, there is a video of me plowing an ugly fat chick.
Challenge accepted.

 

Offline S-99

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Expect trouble to come your way uninvited. Happens to everyone who turns 18.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 
I remember my parents telling me when I turned 18 "Now you can go to prison". And my brother telling me "Now you can buy alcohol". And one of my friends telling me "Now you can buy porn".

Not quite how I would sum up my life after that point, but it was a nice insight on everyone's priorities :P

 

Offline BloodEagle

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I thought I was a bit older than that as well. :P But yeah, no, still barely legal.

somewhere on the internet, there is a video of me plowing an ugly fat chick.
Challenge accepted.

That was the last anyone ever saw of Dilmah G.

Some say he died of heart failure.  Some say he just couldn't bring himself to stop looking for some nugget of truth in the world.

I don't know which version of the story is more correct.  All I know is, there was a story.

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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When I turned 18... I bought loads of alcohol. Now I'm 19 and in the states and there are no more drinks. :(
Expect trouble to come your way uninvited. Happens to everyone who turns 18.
A lot of my troubles seem to have started before I turned 18...

 

Offline deathfun

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And one of my friends telling me "Now you can buy porn".

Who the hell buys porns
"No"

 

Offline headdie

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And one of my friends telling me "Now you can buy porn".

Who the hell buys porns

Indeed dont let Dekkar see that lol
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Offline FireSpawn

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And one of my friends telling me "Now you can buy porn".

Who the hell buys porns

Indeed dont let Dekkar see that lol

Dekker doesn't buy porn. He woos a female of his choice, retires to her place of resicence with her and then promptly highjacks her wi-fi and proceeds to download several dozen Gigs of porn on his netbook.

He's a true hero.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline headdie

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And one of my friends telling me "Now you can buy porn".

Who the hell buys porns

Indeed dont let Dekkar see that lol

Dekker doesn't buy porn. He woos a female of his choice, retires to her place of resicence with her and then promptly highjacks her wi-fi and proceeds to download several dozen Gigs of porn on his netbook.

He's a true hero.

though the means are impressive, I was referring to the fact that he gets it for free off the net
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