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Offline Turambar

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Presidente is so generous, letting us live free of charge!  The rent is not too damn high!
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Starslayer didn’t make it clear what he wanted to be, so I made him a dockworker.


Sorry that was a joke since the people currying for spoils reminded me of the following: DethGov

But thanks for the stevedore gig.
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Offline TrashMan

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I'm  bit confused...couldn't you just made a soldeir a military faction leader? If you can re-name anyone...why pick a farmer?
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Offline Scotty

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I'm assuming you don't get to pick faction leaders.  That strikes me as, uh, way too easy.

 
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Since I clearly can't be a Capitalist Palace Guard in a Communist country, make me a Doctor then.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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I'm  bit confused...couldn't you just made a soldeir a military faction leader? If you can re-name anyone...why pick a farmer?
I'm assuming you don't get to pick faction leaders.  That strikes me as, uh, way too easy.
This.

Since I clearly can't be a Capitalist Palace Guard in a Communist country, make me a Doctor then.
Sorry, I can't really control whom grabs what job beyond firing people and hoping they grab the job I want them to.
Plus, being a Doctor requires a college education.  It will be a while before I actually have a college, so I will definitely need to bring in foreign specialists to work in my first clinic.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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I volunteer to be the inevitable and quickly killed Rebel Leader.
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Offline TrashMan

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I'm  bit confused...couldn't you just made a soldeir a military faction leader? If you can re-name anyone...why pick a farmer?
I'm assuming you don't get to pick faction leaders.  That strikes me as, uh, way too easy.
This.

Of course.
I never assumed you could. I assumed you could re-name them, not pick someone with high loyalty.
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Offline Turambar

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Good Morning Tropico!  Turambito here with some hoppin music!  I'd like to take the time to remind everyone that rumors that Presidente can't control your job are all false, and that anyone repeating them will be shot.  Presidente can do anything!
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Scotty

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I'm  bit confused...couldn't you just made a soldeir a military faction leader? If you can re-name anyone...why pick a farmer?
I'm assuming you don't get to pick faction leaders.  That strikes me as, uh, way too easy.
This.

Of course.
I never assumed you could. I assumed you could re-name them, not pick someone with high loyalty.

The point is that the Military leader was a farmer.  So you are now a farmer.  Or at least were.

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Not a single leaf moves in this country if I’m not the one moving it. I want that
to be clear!
- Augusto Pinochet


Before we build anything, let us first take a look at what natural resources are on the island for me to exploit.

Oh look, I found an iron deposit.  But it’s a tad too close to our population center, and I don’t want to have to deal with the pollution the mine generates.



This seems like a more suitable location for ore extraction.  Far enough from our population center, and I can cover two ore deposits with one mine.



Whoa, hang on, what’s this?  Later on, I shall have to hire an archeologist that is not named Indiana Jones.



We also have aluminum deposits on the island to exploit.



No gold, but we do have black gold.  However, we lack the college educated workers to operating the drilling rigs.



Meanwhile, our little rebel radio ham broadcasts some lies about the free housing:



Now, we can actually build stuff!  As soon as the second construction office is complete, I will build the mine, a road leading up to it, and a garage near the mine so people can get to and from it without having to walk all the way.



Waiting on construction workers to actually arrive at their worksite.



It takes until March for the first construction worker to actually arrive to do his job.  Seems I got stuck with the laziest workforce ever.



El Presidente himself arrives to assist in the construction effort.  However, he doesn’t pick up a single hammer or nail.  Instead he just barks orders at the construction workers.



This will soon be a garage.  It enables people to get to and from work in a timely fashion.



Now, we wait for the builders to get done and see if something happens.

But, nothing happens for the remainder of the year.  So I build a second teamster’s office and a clinic.



We received foreign financial aid from BOTH superpowers!  El Presidente must be doing something right.  So I immediately gamble the money away in hopes of making more money.

Oh, and Turambar agrees with me that I got stuck with the laziest workforce ever.



A bunch of factions are unhappy with me though.  Here’s why.









The general population seems unhappy as well, and will only get moreso as time goes on.  We can expect to start seeing some civil unrest next year.



On a more positive note, Scourge found a new job!



Things will get more exciting over the next few years, I can guarantee it.  Budget concerns, civil unrest, tyrannical leaders, people being forced to live in ramshackle housing while El Presidente spends the island's budget on statues of himself...

 
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El Presidente is best Presidente.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline z64555

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I'm not the brightest... but I am the brightest on Tropico!

eh.. um, second brightest, because El Presidente is the brightest on Tropico! eh heh heh.

(sign me up for intellectual, for the heck of it)
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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I am hereby submitting my resume to apply for the post of College Professor (when such becomes relevant). :lol:

...and I would like to be affiliated with Intellectuals, and either Environmentalist or Military (or all three of them if it's possible to have three). :drevil:
« Last Edit: June 15, 2012, 05:16:58 pm by Herra Tohtori »
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Offline NGTM-1R

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People of Tropico! El Presidente's free housing is a last gasp against the inevitable rise of the working class against him! Do not be fooled by his ostentatious efforts to exhort the workers, for he is a liar and the father of lies!

I am the voice of truth! I shall tell you the truth, the truth El Presidente does not wish you to hear!

(You know, this could actually be fun.)
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Herra Tohtori

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People of Tropico! El Presidente's free housing is a last gasp against the inevitable rise of the working class against him! Do not be fooled by his ostentatious efforts to exhort the workers, for he is a liar and the father of lies!

I am the voice of truth! I shall tell you the truth, the truth El Presidente does not wish you to hear!

(You know, this could actually be fun.)

But the people most in need will benefit from it regardless.

It's not like they're using political criteria to allow or deny the free housing from any given person.
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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It's not like they're using political criteria to allow or deny the free housing from any given person.

A pretty picture, but you cannot plumb the depths to which El Presidente will sink!
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Sign me up for la policía, as it has always been my dream to brutalize the poor and defenceless in the name of el Presidente.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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My face is sour. Maybe that’s why they say I’m a dictator.
- Augusto Pinochet


It seems I forgot to add CommanderDJ as the intellectual faction leader last time.  Whoops.  Fixed now.



Boy, for being the leader of the intellectuals, he sure isn’t the brightest bulb in the drawer.  Nothing a proper education can’t fix, though.

Status explained:  “Education” determines what jobs he can work at.  “Intelligence” affects how quickly this citizen becomes skilled at his current job.  “Courage” affects willingness to join in anti-government activities that someone has already started, while “Leadership” affects willingness to be the first one to perform anti-government activities.

“Teamster” is his current amount of job experience working in that particular job.



This shows all the factors that affect this citizen’s happiness.  There are several categories, and some citizens place more weight on certain categories.

Food Quality, Entertainment, and Job Quality are most important to CommanderDJ.  Housing, Crime Safety, and Liberty are also of interest to him, but he really doesn’t care about religious satisfaction, health care quality, the environment, or how well he respects El Presidente.

Different citizens care about different things, which could potentially result in seeing protests even within a mostly happy population.



Say hello to our new palace guard, Mongoose.



Our health care clinic is finished!  I prioritized its construction because people can die from a lack of health care, but bringing in two doctors from abroad is expensive!  Now you see the value of being able to educate the locals.



Mongoose was complaining about the lack of entertainment in town, and Gortef wants to work as a barmaid, so look what is under construction:



See these things?  These indicate a lack of proper housing, a major source of civil unrest.




But I am not going to build an apartment building to house my citizens.  Instead I will spend the money on making big wasteful government bigger and more wasteful.



Ahh, here’s the freighter carrying our foreign specialists, and undoubtedly more immigrants as well.  I have just finished establishing a steady stream of goods to export, though, and most of it won’t make it to the docks in time for the freighter to buy.

The next freighter, however, WILL have a decent amount of iron ore and surplus food waiting for it.



Look who found a job as a palace guard!  To be fair, it IS currently the best job to have on the island.



Say hello to our new immigrants: z64555 and Herra Tohtori.    As the only college educated workers on the island, they will work in the clinic for now.

This sort of situation is quite typical for the Tropico economy.  Can’t quite decide if the problem lies in the teamsters, the dockworkers, or the freighter captains.



Why, Scourage, I thought you wanted to be a farmer.
(Being a soldier or palace guard normally requires a high school education, but not if you chose ‘Installed by KGB’ as your rise to power or if you have the ‘Conscription’ edict active.  Generals still require a college education regardless of anything else, though, so this is not quite as good as it sounds.)



Early this morning, we had another pirate radio broadcast.  If they are going to broadcast anti-government lies, they could at least follow established radio protocols while doing so.  Notice in the lower-right corner that my population’s overall happiness has been steadily decreasing.



Great, more mouths to feed and find jobs for.  I immediately order the construction of another farm, as a cheap method of making sure everyone is contributing to my workforce and no one is unemployed.

With three farms, set to produce pineapples, coconuts, and bananas respectively, I doubt we will have any food shortages anytime soon, which means more food for export. Having a variety of foodstuffs available also means better food quality.

Non-edible crops, like tobacco and sugar, sell for more, but won’t provide food for the people.



As Turambar reminds us, living conditions could be far worse.  At least we don’t have people being shot on the streets by the military here.



We finished my diplomatic office.  Two of the island’s native high school educated workers, Ckad and Pred and Penguin, have found jobs in there.

However, the Americanos refuse to pay for the construction of an Embassy on a communist island even though they sent Dilmah G as their ambassador, so he is sent to my diplomatic office instead.

In other news, one of the local bureaucrats claims that there is a mutant llama on the island somewhere.  Forget about the local politics; look at the three-headed llama!





..Annnddd here’s the freighter captain, along with all the money we have to work with for the rest of the year.



We will definitely be seeing some civil unrest next year, possibly even some rebels.  Remember, the goal of the game is for me to stay in power using any means necessary, so this could get interesting.

 

Offline z64555

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Scribbles: March, 1951

Ahhh. the sweet sweet smell of liberation. Here, my past is behind me, and I have a new future ahead of me. I just hope this "El Presidnte" doesn't turn out to be like the pompous ass in the old country.

I've decided to go by the moniker of z64-555. People all around look at me strange when I tell them that's my name, but I don't want to risk the old country spies to get me, no, no. I am never going back there. Anyway, I've asked the good folk here to call me Z, heh, one kid here keeps calling me "Big Z" for whatever reason, maybe its because I'm a few inches taller than the rest of everyone here, even though I'm only 6'0".

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