[watsisname]

The original Engrish thread was pretty great.  Some of this stuff you just can't make up.

the fighter plane of the Shivan which puts out the slurping crying of the weird engine.
You must become quiet. You, that is is attacked truly by the Vasudans and is high.
The fighter plane dispute ahead!  It's excessively slow!  God of Ohio state!

Hmm... BRB, need to modify my car engine to go slurpycry.

[Bobboau]

[BlueFlames]

Bob, I was starting to wonder if I was the only one having that train of thought, every time this thread floated back to the top of the list.

[An4ximandros]

Okay, I HAVE to post this.

Bosch's Second Monologue:

"I think that's a problem, thanks for the post instead, Admiral honor nonsense? It is true that some cases of my kitchen, the new army will certainly play Mahjong ERITREANS killed Fred. Previously had some of the best weapons in Shanghai. ****ing Monster Turan never generated information or something similar, to die for. Natural gamma Draconis system, where the Vasudan understand the hatred and hate to kill NATO."

Bosch's fourth monologue:

"In 1930 he hit before he said Boshihaijun Iran and all of us, he is an engineer and inventor, and Mahjong.
For the first time. New technologies, who came to the first step of a coalition Government is easily destroyed by the interactive reporting. Alicia's husband.
How to make a database query, and the query is supported by NATO and the United States in the future Resurrection Vasudan share Pierre Vasudan r under the auspices of the young soul rebel a visit.
We power Icener shipping and tourism (VIII) positive 19 Shiva, you don't have to stop anywhere? Nameless Tower, Magic our tragedy is unknown. Now the first thing in my life."



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[NGTM-1R]

"In 1930 he hit before he said Boshihaijun Iran and all of us, he is an engineer and inventor, and Mahjong.

This is perhaps the greatest sentence in the thread.

[Alex Heartnet]

Alex Heartnet runs the different quotations of the radio of the rebel of my Tropico 3 let's play of permitting usa cheeks through the bad translator

Rebel Radio Announcement:

Stop the US high commands in the program. Wake up people.  Brain washing and floor sales and government repression of lies!  My name is Betty's real estate. With me, and you will see how the rabbit really damaged.

Grade School:

I am a spy reports that the President plans to establish a school. How sweet! Who wants to cheat now? I do not think it will take care of your children!  This the school, if called is actually a large machine of the wash of brain, that is regulated to produce small obedient Zombies, that never will doubt, that the system never will fight and return.

Should I do more of these?   

[Pred the Penguin]

Small obedient Zombies... why does that sound familiar...

[StarSlayer]

You have abandoned me. Throw away your hatred of me!

I have a squid.

Please look into my eyes.

[Kolgena]

Wow, this is pretty much incomprehensible. Let's see who can guess the source? (Might be obvious)

"All expression, Essen and Sirius (s) crater km/h."

"The team this year. running Board, resigned from the pr é c coordinates Corvette is."

"Pilot projects in schools."

"Closed lock? Site of the European Union?"

"The operating system."

"Unfortunately, it is better to protect the leaders of two of the United States. Oman information."

"ICEN Icen and now do not have access."

"And the Warrior"

"Is the symbol three times? "

"This is a pilot project."

"I don't see t he? Rlisz, ϋ, rtp and Sisle traditions: but the answer."

"Describe the installation process. Su, warns about trends in journalism (e)."

"Instructeur-sakid"

"Do You Think?"

"The error variance in the form of blocks. (F) of the report."

"There are different kodėlgi."

"Know what we know, the flight school."

"Our quality class."

"Icen? Some of the injuries. Page read this game."


A hint, which is also wtf...

Spoiler:

From English: "Stand down. We're on your side here."
To Hungarian: Állj. Mi vagyunk itt az Ön oldalán.
Back to English: Stand. We're on your side here.
To Catalan: Stand. Estem en el seu costat aquí.
Back to English: Stand. We are on your side here.
To Hebrew: מעמד. אנחנו בצד שלך כאן.
Back to English: Class. We're on your side here.
To Bulgarian: Класа качество. Ние сме от ваша страна тук.
Back to English: Class. We are your party here.
To Arabic: فئة. ونحن الطرف الخاص بك هنا.
Back to English: Class. We are your party here.
To Haitian Creole: Klas. Nou se pati ou isit la.
Back to English: Classes Together. We are your vagina here.
To Lithuanian: Klasių kartu. Mes esame Jūsų vaginą čia.
Back to English: Classes together. We are your vagina here.
To Chinese Traditional: 類在一起。我們是在這裡你的陰道。
Back to English: Class together. We are here at your vagina.
To Indonesian: Kelas bersama-sama. Kami berada di sini pada vagina Anda.
Back to English: Class together. We are here in your vagina.
To Chinese Simplified: 类在一起。我们在这里是你的阴道。
Back to English: Class together. We are here for you vagina.
To Czech: Třída společně. Jsme tu pro vás vagínu.
Back to English: Class together. We are here for you vagina.
To Polish: Klasa razem. Jesteśmy for vagina użytkownik.
Back to English: Class together. We are for you vagina.
To Italian: Classe insieme. Noi siamo per voi vagina.
Back to English: Class together. We are for you vagina.
To Danish: Klasse sammen. Vi er for du skeden.
Back to English: Class together. We are for you vagina.
To Greek: Κλάση μαζί. Είμαστε για κόλπος γυναίκας σας.
Back to English: Class together. We are for your vagina.
To Korean: 클래스 함께입니다. 우리는 질에 대 한입니다.
Back to English: With the class. We are for the quality.
To Dutch: Met de klasse. Wij zijn voor de kwaliteit.
Back to English: With the class. We are for the quality.
To Japanese: クラスでは。私たちの品質です。
Back to English: In a class. Is our quality.
To Estonian: Klassi. On meie kvaliteeti.
Back to English: Class. Is our quality.
To Finnish: Luokan. Meidän laatu on.
Back to English: Class. Our quality is.
To German: Klasse. Unsere Qualität ist.
Back to English: Class. Our quality is.
To French: Classe. Notre qualité est.
Back to English: Class. Our quality is.
To Latvian: Klasi. Mūsu kvalitāte.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Slovenian: Razred. Našo kakovost.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Spanish: Clase. Nuestra calidad.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Russian: Класс. Наше качество.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Romanian: Clasa. Calitatea noastră.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Portuguese: Classe. Nossa qualidade.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Slovak: Triedy. Naše kvality.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Ukranian: Клас. Наша якість.
Back to English: Class. Our quality.
To Vietnamese: Lớp. Chất lượng của chúng tôi.
Back to English: Our quality class.
To Swedish: Våra kvalitetsklass.
Back to English: Our quality class.
To Thai: ชั้นคุณภาพของเรา
Back to English: Our quality class.
To Turkish: Bizim kalite sınıfı.
Back to English: Our quality class.

[An4ximandros]

The Iceni escape run?

Also, watched a Sovereign vid with Youtube Captions and... just read this :

Recruiters who won the international law and emigrants incapable of understanding

I don't think this is a m

gods, haiyanmail comprehension and sovereignty

Soccer is just some reaper ships, arid spiritual reaper

return ballon in hospitals and student loans for their destruction and multinationals to cost is irrelevant recently

toasty in spanish fifty thousand years ago it's impossible

his anti-oxidant your lives are measured in the hands and your mother, doc relieved for internal the pinnacle of functions and systems for us, u promotion not institutions is inevitable bombs and everything

whatever your plan is it's going to be, i'll make sure of that

uh... respondents recycle cannot be broken

slightly, let's take a look

hazard insurance his organic civilizations rise of advance and I think that's a very boring, nationalist programs were not the first, they did not grant the citadel, didn't vote for mister discriminates the legacy before time

what would you construct the mets relates, they belive the for someone else to find

it's handy, usefulness and volunteerism trailers terminology while using nor society votes along with others who design mole spore council of america, unisys because we log ending with her, that's right

uh... facing us leading today, it's the last thing the in like the

what do you want form us slaves resources

Masharashtra and sexual harassment, without each donation independant putting a bull, bankers cannot even grasp the nation monitoring systems

where did you come from for building

we have been, we have known him temperament, millions of years I've been a listening session has been on occasion and forgotten windsor

pair of the rest of the readers, realized dark-eyed

rehan has come in, phone numbers will darken the sky denver and warm, you cannot escape

you know I read a lot of not really is just a machine and there seems to be broken

cancerous temperatures, future by the construction description

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a ever, we've got trouble

laid on the job

listed suburb

terrorist related bart simpson

[Axem]

A number of fire, yes! Story high D
You are ready for all the people under "lose" the roof back - do you hear me?
Loss of control - scream (of people) of people
It was very entertainin - when the bombing began to boogie
I heard someone say

Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -!
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -!
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
! «Burnin '

Fun (UHU) Ah, the chain will come
(Burnin ') I (I need to destroy itself) that can not get enough, I was
Suicide, (oh oh UHU)
There has been an increase in the heat, I found ("Burnin '!)
Liver, (O UHU) is "all.
When I plug it hot
I heard someone say

Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -!
Burn baby burn! - You can still bake!
Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -!
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
! «Burnin '

Go to the top of my head, I heard the music in the air - I listen to music!
In order to identify areas of my partner (someone)

Satisfaction was a chain reaction - Do you hear me?
Since I can not get enough, had to be destroyed
Increase of heat,
Planned all-powerful
When I was hot spark,
I heard someone say

Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -! (Oh, oh!)
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
Burn baby burn! - Disco hell, yes!
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno -! (Oh, oh!)
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
Burn baby burn! - Disco hell, yes!
Burn baby burn! - Please Write Your Mother.
! «Burnin '

I can not stop
I connected the hot (above) busy time
To stop you just can not
My spark is intensifying

Burn, burn, burn, burn ...

[Thaeris]

I can not stop
I connected the hot (above) busy time
To stop you just can not
My spark is intensifying

Burn, burn, burn, burn ...