[BLARGHER]

Final Fantasy Weight Loss Fandango - Well, no way they could screw that up.

Excruciating Plumber Commando - A Mario themed platform hell. In first person.

Michael Jackson's Godzilla Jihad - 

Morbidly Obese Bible CD - 

Kung-fu Manlove Factory - 

Brain-Damaged Workout Machine - 


Edit: The Great Worm III - Universal Truth all over again? 

[Mongoose]

I kind of feel like Ninja Baseball Bat Man is crazy enough as-is without having to scramble it with other titles.

[BritishShivans]

Remote Vampire - 2nd Impact: Apparently, Vampires are not only remote-controlled, but are also Angels.
Killer Pogo Marines: Space Marine Chapters low on budget are known to use rocket pogos instead of Landspeeders.
Radical Spider Tournament: Customize your spider to be the most radical spider - ever!
Intellectual Landmine: The Resistance: Landmines gain sapience and rebel against the tyranny of their masters.
Team Shaving Spies: The BLU and RED Spies become barbers and shave people.
Depressing Booty 3000: In the near future, some space pirates find booty that induces chronic depression in all who look at it.
Maniac Gnome Restaurant: I can't think of any comment for this one.

[Dark RevenantX]

Inbred Midget from Planet X

Or, better yet:

No One Can Stop the Terrorist Forever

[watsisname]

Deep Space Mountain Climber Farmer

Brain-Damaged Punching with Friends

Rocket-Powered Boxing Rocket

[Falcon]

Got this:

Explosive Flatulence - Total War
The Secret Weapon of the Elevator Omega
Angry Lacrosse Mania
Big Lawnmower Pimps
Johnny Turbo's Golf Battle
Scottish Snowboard Operatives
Heavy Metal Trampoline Tactics
Australian Circus Gone Wild
Jack Thompson's Love in the Hood
Hardcore Math vs. Capcom

[Hobbie]

Fiery Music Commander
Viking Fun Feud
Bizarre UFO vs. Capcom
Atomic Afro Battle
French Bomb Knights
Small-Time Ping Pong of the Third Reich
First-Person Cricket Adventure
Silly Quantum Squadron
Impossible Kung-fu Boy
Children of the Metal Strike Force
Mystical Midget Over Normandy
British Beautician Rave
Vegetarian Motocross Fight

[Scooby_Doo]

Tony Hawk's Sudoku Underworld
Mary Kate and Ashley's Fencing Over Normandy
History of the Flatulence Dash
Interactive Vegetarian vs. Capcom
Flamboyant Plunger Soldier 
Magic Florist Hoedown
Catholic Chainsaw Summit 
Pathetic Sex Underground 
Create Your Own Donkey Exhibition 
Lost Midget Over Normandy

[An4ximandros]

My Very Own Fighter Armageddon. - In other words... Freespace?
Jewish Sandwich Dudes.
Battle Guitar Explorer.
War of the Octopus Marines - ... Crysis?
Pagan Makeout Combat

[Legate Damar]

Final Fantasy Ostrich on the Oregon Trail

Wagon trains pulled by chocobos?

[headdie]

Nudist Cookie Melee
Miracle Landmine Colosseum
Battle Llama Universe
Underground Wagon - Hot Pursuit
Demonic Dance Spectacular
Screaming Gun Colosseum
Grand Karate Hospital
Space Bimbo Underworld

[Scourge of Ages]

Final Fantasy Ostrich on the Oregon Trail

Wagon trains pulled by chocobos?

I'd play that.

[BLARGHER]

Hillbilly Hoedown Blast
Irish Gun Express
American Puppy X-treme
Hitler's Gopher Zombies
Japanese Insect Showdown
Lovely Flatulence XXX - 
Super Sexy Squirrel Psychiatrist - 

[BritishShivans]

Super Sexy Squirrel Psychiatrist - 

oh **** son the furries are here

get out the blessed flamethrower

[watsisname]

Derek Smart's WWII XXX

[An4ximandros]

Naughty Cannibal of the Dead...

Soviet Makeout! Hail comrades! We must be Lenin, with our sexuality.*wink* (This was a horrible attempt at a joke)

Generic Dog Fighter Wat.

[BLARGHER]

Enraged Programming 2000 - One of Goober's prototypes?

Nighttime Sandwich - The Movie - Two in a row that remind me of admins. 

[FlamingCobra]

In Search of the Disco Rider - Axem is missing. YOU must find him!

Metal Sex Strikes Back 

Magnetic Porn Party - I would play this.

The Six Million Dollar Equestrian Kingdom - In other words... My Little Pony?

[Scourge of Ages]

Primal Jetpack Football

YES.

[watsisname]

Barbie's Grizzly Bear Punch-Out!!

take my monies, take all of them