^ Yeah I did all those things. Currently seeing if I can just copy-paste ThePseudoMonkey's code. Didn't even know that tutorial had come out yet, I don't check one bit of the forums and it comes back to bite me (well, I don't check a lot of the forums, but they don't bite me).
Edit: Lol, flew away to the other end of the universe in seconds and collided with myself. Still, it's errors which I kind of understand.
Edit2: Tried Ace's tutorial, still getting pretty much the same thing, just now I get some speed up... sideways.
Edit3: Got it!