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Offline Shrike

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An important announcement
on: June 27, 2002, 06:06:57 am


Your attention please.  To cope with the ever-expanding forum traffic, HLP has undergone an upgrade from the old, obselete under-the-seat shotguns to backpack flamethrowers.  These are available in clearly marked locations as well as from the HLP gift shop.  It is our sincerest hope that this brings your forum experience into the 21st century.

Thank you, that will be all.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #1 on: June 27, 2002, 06:09:03 am
*snort* It's about time - all these newbies are getting out of hand! Now we can can keep 'em in line with a device that's even more effective against massed targets than those good ol' shotguns. :D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline wEvil

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Reply #2 on: June 27, 2002, 06:15:02 am
:D

*puts on Plasma Accelerator*

:D

*collapses under the weight*

:sigh:

err...can someone give me a hand here?

:headz:
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #3 on: June 27, 2002, 07:39:24 am
You really need a hobby.


*steals exotic matter lens from wEvils PA*
*steals wEvil's wallet and Nike shoes*
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Offline wEvil

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Reply #4 on: June 27, 2002, 08:11:54 am
Actually I usually wear boots, you wouldn't find me dead in a pair of trainers.

Unless they were more esoteric clubbing-type gear :p

And you won't find anything in my wallet except receipts and a few moths.... ;)
  

Offline CP5670

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Reply #5 on: June 27, 2002, 08:27:15 am
*puts on flame resistant suit*

*flames everyone*

:D
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #6 on: June 27, 2002, 09:15:28 am
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
*puts on flame resistant suit*


Don't you mean "retardant"? :p :lol:

Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
*flames everyone*


Oh, GROAN!! Bad pun!!!
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #7 on: June 27, 2002, 09:18:15 am
can i still keep my shotgun and 50cal desert eagle?
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Offline Fineus

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Reply #8 on: June 27, 2002, 09:40:43 am
Hah, just because we've upgraded the public weaponry doesn't mean we still don't have the staff lockers... ;7
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #9 on: June 27, 2002, 09:42:50 am
When the weaponry is upgraded to DrugLord2 Area Disrupters, then I'll put my big-ass glowy cap-ship to rest.
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #10 on: June 27, 2002, 03:12:36 pm
But... but... I like my shotgun!! :D
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #11 on: June 27, 2002, 03:58:59 pm
Hey - I'm the only one with the Desert Eagle 'round these parts!
<<---- See?!? :D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #12 on: June 27, 2002, 10:08:01 pm
you have a .44.

I have a gold-plated .50  ;7
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #13 on: June 28, 2002, 08:12:53 am
Hey, who stole my flamethrower?  :D
 

Offline Redfang

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Reply #14 on: June 28, 2002, 10:16:00 am
I hope I'll never need that flamethrower... but about time those old plastic shotguns got upgraded. :)
 

Offline Reaper

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Reply #15 on: June 28, 2002, 11:02:52 am
Where's my WW1 rifle?!?!:mad:


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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #16 on: June 28, 2002, 03:38:04 pm
Bah. Primitive weapons.

[fires dual motor-driven minigun, Syndicate-style, at random]

[starts playing with emergency backup ceramic fractal blade, cuts self quite badly]
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #17 on: June 30, 2002, 07:53:34 pm
*pats his M-249*
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #18 on: June 30, 2002, 08:37:57 pm
*strokes his super duper tuper looper nooper zooper mooper nooper clooper yooper pooper scooper*

Now now, don't make me fling pooh.  ;7
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #19 on: June 30, 2002, 08:46:43 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THANK-YOU-SHRIKE. Damn, dirty newbies, now I can really get 'em!
Hey, wait a minute! Remember, I already have one!:doh:
EDIT: Here it is:


HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!DIE NEWBIES!


of course, Shrike, you're also going to have to make XL ashtrays standard-issue
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