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Offline redsniper

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #80 on: April 05, 2013, 07:48:20 pm
Quote from: FireSpawn on April 05, 2013, 04:59:27 pm
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Offline Phantom Hoover

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #81 on: April 05, 2013, 08:39:38 pm
laughing at idealism makes me grown-up right
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #82 on: April 05, 2013, 08:42:27 pm
Finland should invade North Korea and install a functioning government
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #83 on: April 05, 2013, 08:45:23 pm
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Offline Nuke

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #84 on: April 05, 2013, 08:45:59 pm
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #85 on: April 05, 2013, 09:46:17 pm
Quote from: Nuke on April 05, 2013, 08:45:59 pm
Quote from: deathfun on April 05, 2013, 07:15:27 pm
http://gizmodo.com/5993715/how-far-can-north-koreas-missiles-actually-reach

Heh
So Alaska beware

go ahead, throw your nukes away.

Russia and / or China would flip their collective **** if NK sent warheads over their territories.
 

Offline Phantom Hoover

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #86 on: April 05, 2013, 10:27:54 pm
Quote from: Herra Tohtori on April 05, 2013, 08:42:27 pm
Finland should invade North Korea and install a functioning government

i keep telling you guys you should invade sweden first
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #87 on: April 06, 2013, 12:19:06 am
send ALL the finnish metal bands to the DMZ and point the biggest speakers on the planet north.  and then lordi leads the charge.


it'll be like that scene from back to the future with the van halen tape x1000.  they will **** their pants.
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Offline Dragon

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #88 on: April 06, 2013, 07:43:12 am
Quote from: PhantomHoover on April 05, 2013, 10:27:54 pm
Quote from: Herra Tohtori on April 05, 2013, 08:42:27 pm
Finland should invade North Korea and install a functioning government

i keep telling you guys you should invade sweden first
And Poland. Better hurry up with this one though, our government is still trying to replace Zloty with Euro. :)
Quote from: deathfun on April 05, 2013, 07:15:27 pm
http://gizmodo.com/5993715/how-far-can-north-koreas-missiles-actually-reach

Heh
So Alaska beware
Except the missile listed as being able to reach Alaska is Taepodong-2. Which flew only once, for 40 seconds. It's far from actually being operational.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #89 on: April 06, 2013, 12:55:01 pm
i love how the name of their missile contains "dong"
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #90 on: April 06, 2013, 01:07:35 pm
No-Dong 1
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #91 on: April 06, 2013, 01:10:45 pm
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

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Offline yuezhi

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #92 on: April 06, 2013, 01:44:18 pm
no no no, send him to disney land. never hurt anyone amiright?
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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #93 on: April 06, 2013, 02:55:25 pm
Very funny, Jeff Vader :D

I wonder if Kim has ever cracked a smile, he seems like just the surliest guy all the time no matter what he's doing...
 

Offline Col.Hornet

Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #94 on: April 06, 2013, 03:56:10 pm
U.S, please give this guy few tippers of rice and he should calm down :D
 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #95 on: April 06, 2013, 04:02:51 pm
You can't reason with the guy. He's so far into his head if flew straight into LEO.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 04:06:11 pm by An4ximandros »
 

Offline Phantom Hoover

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #96 on: April 06, 2013, 04:49:24 pm
damn that's one tricked-out orbit
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Offline Apollo

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #97 on: April 06, 2013, 04:52:42 pm
Quote from: Col.Hornet on April 06, 2013, 03:56:10 pm
U.S, please give this guy few tippers of rice and he should calm down :D

That don't be enough rice. You'd need a whole flotilla of them.
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Offline Col.Hornet

Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #98 on: April 06, 2013, 05:31:21 pm
Well that's quite impossible now because a lot of charity organisations refused to help when they found out that their food was sent to the army instead of being eaten by common people.

But seriously, in my opinion this country should be wiped out from the map. The last relict of Stalinist-style <burn in hell you red pig> regime. The situation in Korea cannot be changed in a diplomatic way :/
  

Offline Dragon

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Re: N. Korea approves nuclear strike on US
Reply #99 on: April 06, 2013, 05:36:33 pm
With that I can agree. If nobody brings it down it'll collapse be itself. IMHO, the former possibility would be preferable, since if it collapses by itself, nobody will know when or be able to exert any sort of control over it, which could lead to a disaster (possibly a nuclear one).
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