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Offline Tyrian

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
trolls prefer a talk
And we's not the brightest
let us clap our hands

might grow a nerve.
Tip of the tongue, when speaking
amuseless imps wear

Truly this man is an artist.

I think it's a real person.  Count the syllables.  It's a haiku.
Want to be famous?  Click here and become a playing card!!!

Bush (Verb) -- To do stupid things with confidence.

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address occurred during the same week.  This is an ironic juxtaposition of events--one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other involves a groundhog.

Bumper stickers at my college:
"Republicans for Voldemort!"
"Frodo failed.  Bush got the Ring."

Resistance is futile!  (If < 1 ohm...)

"Any nation which sacrifices a little liberty for a little security deserves neither and loses both." -- Benjamin Franklin

Sig rising...

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Lorric

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
Anyone feel like clicking his "vivawot Lspace" link, and seeing where it goes?  :D

I googled the address, and while I couldn't get an exact match, it appears to be a site about Terry Pratchett books.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Atlan the Arkonide

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It's not what good she did or say ill-judged laws she brought into effect. Think about why the electorate keeps on voting that sort of non-minded persons, if you're lucky that is. No-one would perceive any of those consequences anyhow. Joking, it really doesn't matter what's right or wrong. In earnest, it must be everything else.

Remember the wedding spectacle in 2o11 from Wiliam and Kate where the rattling coach-and-four tour went from the church to buckimham place? each time prince prat saluted his comrades she had to lower her gaze and stare at her good luck or something. Believe me, if not, then here another example of the plight the world is in: Chancellor Merkel, who in opposition of the chemist Thatcher got promoted to a physicist, decided in her apprenticeship under Mr. Kohl that a very much so inappropriate saltmine will be fit to guard the nuclear left-overs within minutes. One third of the German Bundestag holds chambers for the lobbyists. Thatcher's move to deregulate the markets only brought a warm rain of very well-deserved revenues for those bank(st)ers. Methinks that president Wilson Woodrow made a hasty one in 1913 when he inaugurated precisely such a person to the first chief of the Federal Reserve.

But don't let us become uneasy, because money makes the world happy or man-so-kind will ever try begin thinking of sorts. Be more concerned that I am not bothering with'em anymore. Houston? all space-patrols have put their intercom on sue'-yerself, so to write. Anyone's waiting for a New Age to appear or scratching his helmet where the remote might be? simple that one, it's in the caring grasps of the mass-media. Wreakin' troll out, lol later.

..have you heard stories from Weather, the Town, where I live? ..hmm, clouds-in-formations are wearing sunglasses, chipperoké.

Capitulism, do you know why space is relatively vast, hè? meet us for a duel behind the Moon then. ..neighbours continue with bugger-all.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2013, 01:32:19 am by Atlan the Arkonide »

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
God of Ohio!

Seriously though, don't trust Google Translate or Babelfish quite so much, it is rendering the post practically unreadable.

 

Offline Atlan the Arkonide

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Ow holy cow-dung, you are so bright, have edited some fast footage. The mouse got off the pad and messed with the key-over-boards so to speak.

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Translation programs are amusing.

 

Offline The E

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
I strongly believe this is not the work of a translation program gone wrong. The syntax mangling happened at an earlier stage I think, given that there are neologisms there that no translator would spit out.

And beyond that, the basic lines of reasoning our dear Atlan is using are so ... out there ... that no translation program is needed to make it incomprehensible anyway.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
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Offline karajorma

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Did someone mention TimeCube recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline deathfun

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Did someone mention TimeCube recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.

What the devil am I reading here...
"No"

 

Offline karajorma

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TimeCube is famous as pretty much the craziest crackpot site on the internet. The crank behind it keeps claiming he'll offer $10,000 to the person who can disprove TimeCube. No one can claim it as no one can understand what the hell he's drivelling on about. :p
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
Did someone mention TimeCube recently? I'm reminded that Judge Floro discovered HLP because he googled his own name.

Twenty years and this is the first I've seen that sprawl on my computer. I think my life is now complete I want to shoot myself.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Offline Flipside

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I've seen walls of text before, but I must admit, that page is my first experience of a Phallus of text. Someone must have actually chosen those paragraph options at some point....

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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What the devil am I reading here...

Quote from: Darren McLannen
An endless hideous rant that's written in a language that's indistinguishable from English but which is not English.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Luis Dias

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Whatever you do, dear moderators, *DON'T* ban this guy. This is the most hilarious thing I've read in here for a quite good while. The overall nonsensical out-of-context stuff but not without wit, humour and a deep sense of historical peculiarities and connections is being quite effective at getting into my laughter channels.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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As I recall back in the BTRL days we had one of these.  Since it sounded like a Basestar Hybrid, Axem and I wanted to make it our mascot.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
I was struggling to contain laughter as I read TimeCube, but this made me lose it:

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It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.

Oh my God this stuff is ****ing golden:

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I have so much to teach you, but
you ignore me you evil asses.

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You SnotBrains will know
hell for ignoring TimeCube.
I do not promote or suggest
anyone killing you, but you
are unfit to live on Earth.

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If ignorant of the almighty
Time Cube Creation Truth,
you  deserve  to  be  killed.
Killing you is not immoral -
but justified to save life on
Earth for future generations.

 :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:
« Last Edit: April 10, 2013, 10:49:04 am by CommanderDJ »
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: what. (The Atlan the Arkonide compilation album)
I've seen this sort of thing before, so I'm going to have to vote spam bot. Even without any advertising content, Atlan's text seems nearly identical in form to this demonstrative post pulled over from GW:

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PS. Overshadow Hamster is my new band name.