[esarai]

So you have thousands of little shivans scurrying around inside you.  Do they ever make you do something you don't want to?

[An4ximandros]

 What is your relationship towards Demon, Lucifer & Sath? Does Carl ever visit you?

[Apollo]

i don't actually have lungs, you know? since i'm a spaceship

Yeah but you like some kind of mutant squid.

[rubixcube]

Would you change anything about yourself?

[BritishShivans]

your offense is strong but your defense is weak. how's your sanity?

do you feel anything when your fighters pour out of you?

my sanity is quite fine, i just don't like how badly they placed my point defenses. as for the fighters thing not really, only when they get stuck in there and smash into everything, which is annoying

So you have thousands of little shivans scurrying around inside you.  Do they ever make you do something you don't want to?

sometimes they push buttons i don't want them to, but other than that they're pretty tolerable

besides, they repair most of the stuff that gets broken (like my beams  )

What is your relationship towards Demon, Lucifer & Sath? Does Carl ever visit you?

Demon usually just brags about how big his hangars are, Lucifer likes to glass planets, and Sathanas is prone to overcompensation issues and near-continuously demeans me and Rakshasa for not having BFReds.

Carl occasionally visits and puts smiley face stickers all over my flak guns, it makes me feel a bit better about my anemic point defenses

[yuezhi]

I'm a bit disappointed that some of my more racy remarks have failed to damage the hull. But at least we know you are out of the closet

Have you gotten the chance to meet Dante?
how do you find Vishnans^TM?
What was your reaction upon seeing our Colossus?

[BritishShivans]

I'm a bit disappointed that some of my more racy remarks have failed to damage the hull. But at least we know you are out of the closet

Have you gotten the chance to meet Dante?
how do you find Vishnans^TM?
What was your reaction upon seeing our Colossus?

Dante is apparently having a mid-life crisis and is hiding in a giant dumpster somewhere, as for the Vishnans i'm not sure, usually you have throw hornets into subspace and wait for them to sting one of their ships. then apparently you're supposed to play awful music or something like that and it's supposed to piss them off

my reaction to the Colossus was somewhere inbetween 'holy **** what the **** is that' and 'that is the most hideous ship i've ever seen'

i had actually thought you terrans/vasudans had built a giant bat at first

[CommanderDJ]

Is subspace cold? If not, what does it feel like? Do you see it as a giant tunnel like everyone else?

Have you ever been disabled? Did it hurt?

[BritishShivans]

Is subspace cold? If not, what does it feel like? Do you see it as a giant tunnel like everyone else?

Have you ever been disabled? Did it hurt?

if you mean hurt as in made me really angry then yes

subspace is a blue tunnel to me just like everyone else, although occasionally i see a cloudish/nebula-like thing near the 'spinning' stuff. also, it's actually pretty warm for some reason, judging from my thermal sensors

probably because it's the place that i use to shock-jump things

[yuezhi]

did cain have a brother?

[Luis Dias]

is this some reddit parody? I'm so clueless...

[BritishShivans]

is this some reddit parody? I'm so clueless...

scuuuuuuze me. yes i am a ravana. yes i am your board talking about stuff

did cain have a brother?

lilith used to be cain's brother

then lilith realized since we're spaceships gender is pretty irrelevant, so 'he' decided he was a girl now and it made cain cranky

lilith and cain haven't talked to each other in ages, i think it made cain close up since the only cruiser around who is 'male' is rakshasa

and rakshasa has social anxiety like vassago

[Catecholamine]

and rakshasa has social anxiety like vassago

They don't seem like they'd be anxious, given their brash offensive design. Are they overcompensating?

[BritishShivans]

well, the funny thing is that Rakshasa can become quite bold and aggressive, but when required/needing to interact with other ships he'll close up and need help to get through a conversation. as i said earlier more often than not Sathanas will demean him constantly for not having BFReds, so i often step in and kinda just shield him from this

he also has confidence issues when Sathanas is around

[CommanderDJ]

Can you tell us about Gigas? What's s/he like?

[Luis Dias]

We all know Rakshasa is a she, Britishshivans. Your pathetical attempts at misinformation insults us both.

[BritishShivans]

Can you tell us about Gigas? What's s/he like?

Oh dear god Gigas is the worst

even worse than Sathanas

Lucifer and I actually locked her up somewhere, we're hoping she doesn't get out

We all know Rakshasa is a she, Britishshivans. Your pathetical attempts at misinformation insults us both.

lies

we are spaceships

gender is something we just choose, and if rakshasa wants to be a girl, then that's okay

[yuezhi]

what's up with your  moloch corvettes having fighterbays?

[CommanderDJ]

Why didn't we see you when Lucifer decided to try to glass our planet?

[BritishShivans]

what's up with your  moloch corvettes having fighterbays?

initially the hangar was supposed to be a service bay that fighters could refuel and be repaired on but given that it had a lot of wasted space 'we' as in Shivans shrugged, or at least performed the equivalent, and then turned the aforementioned service bay into a hangar

it's not like it can really carry that much bomber-wise, anyway. usually it's just a pair of Manticores and some Taurvi bombers.

Why didn't we see you when Lucifer decided to try to glass our planet?

which Lucifer do you mean? there's the one that tried to wipe you guys out during the great war, and there's one that's over here and lives somewhere nearby in the system i'm in and is friends with me

it's quite confusing, actually, it's why i took a name so that i wouldn't be confused with other Ravanas