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Offline An4ximandros

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Dead, is the Beast!
 Cooking, like a fair man.
 
 When suddenly, a dark noise, which makes man's spine turn cold was heard.

 Turned towards the light, and saw the great destroyer.

 Murderer of joy and happiness both.

 Like a coward I ran, to the armory t'was.

 For there the greatest weapon, mankind's true ally waited.

 So return I did, and awaited it did.

 From high upon a great throne of wood.

 It looked down and menacingly stared, but no action was taken, for it though man to be of no threat.

 But t'was the genius, the cleverness of man, for it was blind towards an idle man.

 And so man struck, no longer afraid.

 As it cried out to it's brethren, the kith of dumbledore, it was struck by the righteous mace.
 
 Now perished and gone, man said to his self: Holy ****, my heart had almost stopped!

 
Re: Dead, is the Beast!
thatcher died a month ago, dude
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

  

Offline Lorric

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
In other words you swatted a fly?

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding, nobody cares.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
 For those who don't get it: I slew a bumblebee queen and destroyed the body. God that stinger was huge.

 

Offline Lorric

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
My "weapon" which is blue handled, not green:



No killing. Except rare mistakes. And you can get a close look at the creatures too before you release them if you want.

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Dead, is the Beast!
For those who don't get it: I slew a bumblebee queen and destroyed the body. God that stinger was huge.

I would have taken reasonable efforts to remove it from the household without killing it.  They're not aggressive except in defense of their nests, and their populations are also somewhat endangered.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Dragon

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Yeah, bumblebees are pretty much harmless. From your description, I though you fought a very large spider or a hornet. Those can spoil your entire day if you're not careful.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
its just a ****ing bug, squish it with your thumb*

*unless its a spider the size of a cat.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Dragon

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
its just a ****ing bug, squish it with your thumb*
Go on, try it with a hornet, I'll see you in hospital. Or a Black Widow. Then I'll see you at the morgue. Some bugs are not to be trifled with.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
ive killed a black widow with my thumb. i dont think i died either. i was really high at the time though.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN

 
Re: Dead, is the Beast!
note to self, google first, reply later
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 
Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Black widows generally aren't fatal to healthy adults. Sure they'll hurt a bunch, but won't likely kill you in one bite. Same with almost any single hornet, wasp, bee: it'll hurt probably a lot, but you'll be fine after a few minutes/hours.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
but i would argue that's still not a good reason to kill it with your hand when you have other options that eliminate the risk of any pain within easy reach.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
its just a ****ing bug, squish it with your thumb*
Go on, try it with a hornet, I'll see you in hospital. Or a Black Widow. Then I'll see you at the morgue. Some bugs are not to be trifled with.

Opposed to popular belief, Black Widow spiders aren't actually all that capable of killing a healthy adult. They *can* kill, but generally you'll move away with extremely unpleasant stuff happening later

The male of the species is also considered less so

As for hornets, one hornet won't do you. A swarm would, but that'll only really happen if you invade their base of operations
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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Brown Widows, on the other hand, will mess you up something fierce.  They're also (becoming) more common and moving into more heavily populated areas, IIRC.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Was it the Michael Bay version?
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
I knew a person,
who lived at the same building,
as I did back then.

She slew, they say, black mamba
with cast iron frying pan.
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Brown Widows, on the other hand, will mess you up something fierce.  They're also (becoming) more common and moving into more heavily populated areas, IIRC.

"The main thing Homo sapiens will want to know about Latrodectus geometricus? Although it’s venomous, its bite isn’t as dangerous as that of the black widow."

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/02/science/la-sci-sn-brown-widow-spider-california-20120702
"No"

 

Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Dead, is the Beast!
Oh, you foreigners and your deadly dangerous spiders... so cute. :p
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