Author Topic: How Jedi are you? (Read 14019 times)

TheCelestialOne · **Reply #100 on:** July 05, 2002, 11:39:16 am

What about this?

A COPPER Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It's just that simple. Coppers show up when someone's about to die. Coppers don't mess around, and they don't play evil games like Red Dragons. They don't bother with magic, like Gold Dragons. They exist for a purpose, and they serve it well.

But what sort of a dragon would I be if that really was the whole story? I also like to stomp my enemies, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura. My favorable attributes are strength, physical abilities, thriftiness, warmth, and longevity in battle. Just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on me, I've got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it's the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.

:devilidea

Zeronet · **Reply #101 on:** July 05, 2002, 11:42:35 am

A GOLD Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Gold Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the most honorable of all. Golds are the third rarest of all the dragons (after Platinum and Chromatic dragons) and have a station in society that reflects their rarity. I am what one might call a Draconic Knight. Golds live by a strict code of chivalry and commitment. Remember Draco? Yep, Gold Dragon. My appearance is fearsome and all-mighty but I'd never stoop so low as to bring any harm to a human. I'm one of only two dragon types that are aligned "Lawful Good" and demonstrate great magical proficiency. My piety, beauty, wisdom, and inner strengrth are absolutely without parallel.

Of course, being a Gold Dragon isn't all high ethics and codes. I like to fly around scaring things, advise humans in their affairs, and shapeshift. Strike that, I LOVE to shapeshift. And I'm great at it. In fact, who's to say I'm not really a Gold Dragon after all? My favorable attributes are honor, truth, kindness, gold, wisdom, bravery, and trustworthiness. If anyone threatens or tries to kill me, I could strike back with my breath weapon - Fire. But then, no one's tried anything that stupid in the last couple thousand years. After all, I'm about 54 feet long.

Gortef · **Reply #102 on:** July 05, 2002, 01:43:25 pm

Hehe.. well I think Dark Vador is closer to Darth Vader than Pimeä Veikko

A WHITE Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a White Dragon on the inside. If there ever was an apparition of balance, power and reclusive intelligence, my Inner Dragon is it. Whites are a fairly common dragon and are considered one of two harmonious dragons. My antithesis is the evil Black Dragon.

My Inner Dragon likes to think things out, plot against enemies, and look down upon the world from the highest mountain peaks. My favorable attributes are the Day, the Sun, truth, a positive attitude, and helpful magic. Humans only need fear me when they stray into my domain without proper tribute. Of course, that tribute would probably be a cake the size of a Volkswagen, but hey, if they wanted to move through my turf they should have brought it, right? If someone ever really wanted a fight I'd be an impressive opponent, considering I pack a breath weapon combination of Fire and Lightning. Even the nicest dragons can do some serious damage.

an0n · **Reply #103 on:** July 05, 2002, 01:56:51 pm

Again, big surprise:

A BLACK Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Black Dragon on the inside. If there ever was an aparition of Evil, my Inner Dragon is it. Blackies are a fairly common dragon and are considered one of two harmonious dragons. My antithesis is the White Dragon. Together, we embody the Yin and Yang concept of eastern religions.

But I couldn't care less about that garbage. I like to chomp things, cause trouble, and seek unjustified revenge. My favorable attributes are the Moon, the stars, dreams, psychic guidance, seeking truth, and helpful dark magic. Everybody's still got to watch out for me though, because deep down I like to smite at random and have a nasty breath weapon combination of Fire and Acid. *evil grin* Fun, no?

I wanna be a Red Dragon.

Odyssey · **Reply #104 on:** July 05, 2002, 02:08:09 pm

A GREEN Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Green Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the embodiment of Nature and the Earth. Greens spend almost all of their time below the canopy or just above the treetops in tropical rain forests. Not a bad life considering every other creature in the forest looks up to me, figuratively and literally. I speak the language of every animal and plant in my domain and know most of them by first name. If people mess with my forests, I'm more than happy to wail on their puny butts. Because of my protector/caretaker role, I am the Earth Elemental dragon.

Naturally my whole life pretty much revolves around the other couple million species I keep an eye on, but that's not my whole dragon. I also like to like to impose my steadfast will on others, commune with Nature, and lobby governments for alternative fuels and conservation. My favorable attributes are gemstones, mountains, caves, soil, respect, endurance, responsibility, prosperity, and purpose in life. Folks shouldn't get the idea I'm a hippy pushover though, because my breath weapon is a nasty Fire/Acid combination. Maybe I should invest in a hemp shirt reading "Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock." *wink*

an0n · **Reply #105 on:** July 05, 2002, 02:12:43 pm

Hehe, dude you're a puny-ass dragon.

Fineus · **Reply #106 on:** July 05, 2002, 02:28:50 pm

Dude, I don't think you know much about dragons...

an0n · **Reply #107 on:** July 05, 2002, 02:37:58 pm

What's there to know? If it burns down villages and lays waste to castles then it's a kick-ass dragon. If it defends villages and helps grow crops it gets it's ass kicked by other dragons.

Give me a fire-breathing, volcano dwelling, castle burning sociopath dragon over some nature dragon any day.

Blue Lion · **Reply #108 on:** July 05, 2002, 02:58:35 pm

Bah

A COPPER Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It's just that simple. Coppers show up when someone's about to die. Coppers don't mess around, and they don't play evil games like Red Dragons. They don't bother with magic, like Gold Dragons. They exist for a purpose, and they serve it well.

But what sort of a dragon would I be if that really was the whole story? I also like to stomp my enemies, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura. My favorable attributes are strength, physical abilities, thriftiness, warmth, and longevity in battle. Just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on me, I've got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it's the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.

Unknown Target · **Reply #109 on:** July 05, 2002, 03:07:49 pm

EDIT: an0n, I should have known as much

As the rays of the life-giving Sun, your Dragon color is...
YELLOW
Your Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all. Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all (after Gold, Platinum and Chromatic dragons). They spend the vast majority of their time soaring high above the ground, often for no particular reason. They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. Your Inner Dragon spends most of his/her time on the Plains or steppe highlands when not mingled with the air currents. All of the Elemental dragons are technically aligned "Chaotic Evil" but a Yellow is about as close as they come to being either Neutral or "Lawful Evil." So if you feel like a bit of a do-gooder sometimes, it's perfectly normal.

You like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. Your favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air mass or current. When it's needed, your breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How's that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!

Unidan · **Reply #110 on:** July 06, 2002, 08:08:26 am

Yoda, I am.

:: how jedi are you? ::

Sandwich · **Reply #111 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:14:35 pm

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Originally posted by venom2506

what's the connection between some dudes talking finish and the fact I don't ba... her, the fact that french don't bathe?

It's actually a line for those situations when you're talking with someone and somebody else joins the conversation. So the first thing that somebody hears is what sounds like the end of a long explanation: "...and that's why the French don't bathe." Which is followed by their ":wtf: Huh? What the...???

", and then by your laughter.

Gets 'em every time.

Unknown Target · **Reply #112 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:31:04 pm

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Originally posted by an0n
What's there to know? If it burns down villages and lays waste to castles then it's a kick-ass dragon. If it defends villages and helps grow crops it gets it's ass kicked by other dragons.

Give me a fire-breathing, volcano dwelling, castle burning sociopath dragon over some nature dragon any day.

Calling all dragons! Calling all dragons! Please report to the front desk, so that we may turn an0n into a BBQ lunch! Thank you!

Shrike · **Reply #113 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:37:08 pm

I'm a playful gothic kitten....

No wait, wrong tests.

an0n · **Reply #114 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:38:25 pm

*goes to enslave some peons and make them build a Fortress-O-Doom™ with IFF based anti-dragon cannons*

Unknown Target · **Reply #115 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:41:45 pm

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Originally posted by Shrike
I'm a playful gothic kitten....

No wait, wrong tests.

Shrike, you scare me

Shrike · **Reply #116 on:** July 06, 2002, 07:50:47 pm

Excelllllent.

LtNarol · **Reply #117 on:** July 06, 2002, 09:16:09 pm

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Originally posted by Shrike
Excelllllent.

You forgot the "[Montgomery Burns]" and "[/Montgomery Burns]"

:p

Thorn · **Reply #118 on:** July 06, 2002, 09:29:23 pm

hmmph...
not what I was expecting at all..

A GOLD Dragon Lies Beneath!

I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Gold Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the most honorable of all. Golds are the third rarest of all the dragons (after Platinum and Chromatic dragons) and have a station in society that reflects their rarity. I am what one might call a Draconic Knight. Golds live by a strict code of chivalry and commitment. Remember Draco? Yep, Gold Dragon. My appearance is fearsome and all-mighty but I'd never stoop so low as to bring any harm to a human. I'm one of only two dragon types that are aligned "Lawful Good" and demonstrate great magical proficiency. My piety, beauty, wisdom, and inner strengrth are absolutely without parallel.

Of course, being a Gold Dragon isn't all high ethics and codes. I like to fly around scaring things, advise humans in their affairs, and shapeshift. Strike that, I LOVE to shapeshift. And I'm great at it. In fact, who's to say I'm not really a Gold Dragon after all? My favorable attributes are honor, truth, kindness, gold, wisdom, bravery, and trustworthiness. If anyone threatens or tries to kill me, I could strike back with my breath weapon - Fire. But then, no one's tried anything that stupid in the last couple thousand years. After all, I'm about 54 feet long.

Kamikaze · **Reply #119 on:** July 07, 2002, 01:40:02 am

not exactly what I was expecting.... oh well...

As the Earth's life-giving skin, your Dragon color is...

TAN

Your Inner Dragon is the true draconic magic-user. Tans have been all but forgotten in popular literature, but that suits them just fine. They're very shy and spend most of their time hidden in impassable mountain valleys. Every so often they get a little brave, and use their shape-shifting ability to blend in with society. Given a choice, however, Tans still much prefer to be left to their own devices.

You like to spend time devising new and interesting spells and potions, and counting and hoarding your gigantic treasure. Your favorable attributes are longevity, security, magic, and reverence for life. To top it off, your breath weapon is a curious mix of Fire and Air. Just tell folks to watch out, as a Tan you've got a seriously short temper!

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