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Offline General Battuta

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[11:49] <Hades> how should i rewrite fs1

Pilot, attend: it's time to slam now. We've got an urgent jam going down.

Welcome to the space jam. Here's your chance: join your wing in the space jam.

All right.

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[11:50] <Hades> god DAMN IT YES
[11:51] <Aesaar|class> I love this channel

 

Offline General Battuta

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[12:11] <MatthTheGeek> battuta: I don't get it

 

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Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Hades

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Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
All GTD Orions have been retrofitted with our new Nike basket B-A115 weapon system for maximum dunkage on enemy vessels.
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL

 

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*Jumps in an Apollo with HL-6's and Rockeyes*

Wait a minute, I think I got the wrong loadout. crap.
Secure the Source, Contain the Code, Protect the Project
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Offline General Battuta

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Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!

Lob blob, hit by bomb
Open comm, lose your calm
It's the Seraphim on the microphone
Fighters just got me in the zone
It's far past time I learn to flak
Need a beam when bombs attack
You so little, I'm so huge
But Turret Santa's been a scrooge

« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 11:31:12 am by General Battuta »

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Pilot, attend: it's time to slam now. We've got an urgent jam going down.

Having just started playing Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, it is canon that I might someday manage to forgive you for this.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline General Battuta

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They pass the bomb to Kobe - he jumps - the Sathanas is in the way but Kobe's just TOO TALL - it's NOTHING BUT KNOSSOS
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 11:40:51 am by General Battuta »

 

Offline General Battuta

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Offline Spoon

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Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Mars

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Blobs should be 2X to 3X as fast with FOF instead of being slow as ****.

 

Offline fightermedic

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Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
i'm on it
>>Fully functional cockpits for Freespace<<
>>Ships created by me<<
Campaigns revised/voice-acted by me:
Lightning Marshal 1-4, The Regulus Campaign, Operation: Savior, Operation: Crucible, Titan Rebellion, Fall of Epsilon Pegasi 1.1Aftermath 2.1,
Pandora's Box 2.2, Deep Blood

Other Campaigns I have participated in:
The Antagonist, Warzone, Phantoms & Echo-Gate

All the stuff I release is free to use or change in any way for everybody who likes to do so; take whatever you need

 

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HEY YOU, WATCHA GONNA DO?
HEY YOU, SHOOT YOUR MAXIMS TOO!

 

Offline General Battuta

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This is Captain Arthur Roemig of the GTC Trinity. We repelled a Shivan attack, but engines sustained critical damage. I powered down non-essential systems so the Shivans wouldn't detect us. We've been drifting ever since. TOKYO drifting! *music blares* *trinity spins wildly, carving up the nebula*

 

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DOOORIFTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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