I have just read this entire thread, start to finish.
I have one conclusion.
The entire thing should be purged with fiery prejudice from HLP and never be spoke of again. Pretty much *all* of you should be ashamed of yourselves for your behaviour (and for those not behaving badly, just your participation) here. How it has not been locked and purged before this point I do not know. And if this counts as backseat moderation, I'll plead guilty as charged, because someone has to ****ing say it. There are personal attacks, [attempted] strawmen, failures to argue in good faith, and broad-based group disparagement on nearly every page.
I am now going to attempt to report my own post to draw moderator attention to this atrocity.
EDIT: And just so nobody goes 'wtf, you're in here too and why aren't you responding to me now!' I won't be responding further in it, either.