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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #20 on: July 21, 2002, 04:16:43 pm
Heey... where'd all my pretty high scores go? Now I only have one!
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Reply #21 on: July 21, 2002, 06:53:23 pm
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The monkey rigs a crosswalk call button to simultaneously turn all of the lights in a six-block radius green in Florence, Alabama.

:wakka:
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The monkey teaches dozens of schoolchildren to build homemade bombs in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.


Ouch - too close to the truth... :-/

EDIT 2:
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The monkey manages the Chicago Cubs in Chicago, Illinois.

The monkey is now wanted for outstanding failure in the state of Illinois.

:lol:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #22 on: July 21, 2002, 06:56:02 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I haven't been able to redo my favorite, tho, which has something to do with selling cookies made of real Girl Scouts..:D


Got it! :)

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The monkey makes and distributes cookies made out of real Girl Scouts in Shreveport, Louisiana.


EDIT: Final result:

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SCORE: 5244
The monkey is currently wanted for contributing to the delinquency of minors in Florida, littering in Alabama, manslaughter in Tennessee, violating fish and wildlife regulations in Mississippi, violating fair-trade policies in Louisiana, public indecency in Arkansas, felonious assault in Texas, contributing to the delinquency of minors in Oklahoma, libel in New Mexico, contributing to the delinquency of minors in Colorado, promotion of human misery in Nebraska, reckless endangerment in Iowa, outstanding failure in Illinois, and first-degree murder in Missouri.


:D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #23 on: July 22, 2002, 01:52:44 am
"The monkey distributes hundreds of thousands of free AOL CDs in Gladstone, Missouri"


LOL
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Offline JC Denton

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Reply #24 on: July 22, 2002, 01:56:31 am
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"The monkey plays the blues in a Country and Western bar in Fort Smith, Arkansas."

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"The monkey slips ominous prophecies of doom and destruction into the fortune cookies at a local Chinese restaurant in Jefferson City, Missouri.
:lol:

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"The monkey sneaks a Furby into a federal building in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

The monkey is tracked back to his hideout by a spunky ten-year-old detective name Harold, who subsequently meets a fate too horrible to mention.

The monkey is now wanted for arms smuggling in the state of Wisconsin."
:wakka:

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"The monkey teaches basic math skills to a number of college football players in Faribault, Minnesota."
And how is that subversion? ;7 :lol:
« Last Edit: July 22, 2002, 02:07:28 am by 480 »
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will -- and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain."  - Gene Roddenberry

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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #25 on: July 22, 2002, 02:35:22 am
i got second
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Offline JC Denton

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Reply #26 on: July 22, 2002, 11:29:31 pm
And if we Americans remember a few Pace salsa commercials:

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"The monkey eats salsa made in New York City in El Paso, Texas.

The monkey is now wanted for treason in the state of Texas.

The monkey is now riding a stolen circius elephant through New Mexico."
:lol:
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will -- and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain."  - Gene Roddenberry

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Offline CP5670

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Reply #27 on: July 23, 2002, 01:49:33 am
This thing is great... :D
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #28 on: July 23, 2002, 02:55:19 am
hi score check it
:cool: :thepimp: :cool:
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Offline Alikchi

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Reply #29 on: July 23, 2002, 03:01:52 am
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Originally posted by sandwich

Ouch - too close to the truth... :-/ (Sandwich is referring to the OKC thing)


I live in a suburb of OKC, Edmond - they basically bleed into each other. I was in first grade, walking to the bathroom, and the hallway shakes. From..I don't know, 15 miles away? Freaked me out.
Plus we get hit by the most tornadoes in the entire world. Go Sooners!
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #30 on: July 23, 2002, 03:03:36 am
i had 5000 somethin points on there the other day
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Offline Bobboau

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Reply #31 on: July 23, 2002, 03:19:21 am
:mad: damned sister :mad:
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Offline Ace Pace

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Reply #32 on: July 23, 2002, 05:07:09 am
Watch me:p
 

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Reply #33 on: July 23, 2002, 05:47:15 am
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Originally posted by Bobboau
:mad: damned sister :mad:


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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #34 on: July 23, 2002, 05:51:48 am
This is so funny!
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Offline Corhellion

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Reply #35 on: July 23, 2002, 08:39:25 am
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The monkey sets off a heatless pressure bomb in the local dump, showering twelve square miles with rotting garbage in Fort Smith, Arkansas.
:D :lol:

OMG! Just got this one:

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The monkey pushes an elderly man into the path of a speeding ambulance as a protest against irony in Austin, Arkansas. In an effort to throw authorities off his trail, the monkey poses as a ghost in an abandoned amusement park. He would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids. :lol:
The monkey is now wanted for first-degree murder in the state of Arkansas.


300+ points for that one :D ;7 (yay, my first "wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more smilie!)

Must...continue...wicked net game

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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #36 on: July 23, 2002, 09:04:27 am


I escaped to canada!
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Offline TheCelestialOne

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Reply #37 on: July 23, 2002, 09:13:10 am
1). 5129  TCO  70  9 states  racketeering  Tue Jul 23 07:24:38 2002  
2). 4030  TCO  57  8 states  reckless endangerment  Tue Jul 23 07:04:01 2002

I'm number 1 and 2... And a lot of others as well...
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Offline Mad Bomber

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Reply #38 on: July 23, 2002, 09:19:30 am
Not anymore! :D

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Offline Mad Bomber

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Reply #39 on: July 23, 2002, 09:41:26 am
LOL!

The monkey successfully patents life, and then sues God for copyright infringement, in Utah.

The monkey BLATANTLY OVERUSES THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!! in Wichita, Kansas.

The monkey shoots the local sheriff, but spares his deputy, in Wahoo, Nebraska.

The monkey sells bags of oregano to gullible hippies at a Phish concert in North Carolina.

:D
« Last Edit: July 23, 2002, 11:12:46 am by 51 »
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